There was a man somewhere who had the world’s smallest feet, but loved the ugly Crocs design so much, that he opened a factory to produce Mini-Crocs. Others found his idea amusing and started to put Mini-Crocs on Crocs, so they could wear Crocs while wearing Crocs. That’s probably the origin story of Mini-Crocs.
If we had to write an advertisement for this product, it would go something like this: “Get ready to upgrade your Croc game with Mini-Crocs! These mini-sized versions of the classic Crocs design will have you walking around with double the comfort and double the style. You’ll be the talk of the town, with everyone asking where they can get their own Mini-Crocs to turn themselves into a fashion icon!”
If you are concerned about the environment, you probably shouldn’t get these. They are the perfect size for some seal choke on them, and they’ll probably end up in the great garbage patch in the Pacific ocean anyways. Yes, the world is doomed because of mankind’s lust for Croc accessories!
You can get Mini-Crocs on Etsy… if you feel like wasting your money on dumb stuff. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Etsy affiliate we earn from qualifying purchases.
Anyone else at a loss for words, besides: stupid?
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To quote Steve Buschemi: “Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he’s created?”