When dadjokes and stock photos come together, the combinations they create are so bad, they’re actually kinda good. Since you enjoyed previous selection of dumb dadjokes, here’s part 2!
When dadjokes and stock photos come together, the combinations they create are so bad, they’re actually kinda good. Since you enjoyed previous selection of dumb dadjokes, here’s part 2!
Hilarious 😄😄
A couple of duplicates, but…more please!
Sorry, buzzkill here, but just as an aside, I used two cans of that Spectracide stuff recently and it was useless. (Wait, is that the “Sad and Useless” tie-in?) Get Raid. Unless you want to open each wasp’s mouth individually and spray Spectracide in them one-by-one.
I love a good Dad Joke and these all hit the mark!
mood, I recommend you open each wasp’s mouth and spray binaca in it. you won’t kill them, but their breath will smell fantastic. Then douse th’nest in wd40 at night and light it on fire.
I’m of the opinion that the creators and real users of Stock photos, should be placed on the wheel, and every single bone crushed.
iStock isn’t the same as it was ten years ago, before they got bought by Getty. It used to be hilarious. Every search devolved into a morass of low-budget photoshoots — bad lighting, poor image quality, less-than-top-tier models doing questionable things. And the descriptions were wonderful. They all seem to have been written by Slovakians with a tenuous grasp on English — or straight copy and paste from Google Translate. Thems was the days.
Hey Mood Killer ! get the biggest Dish soap bottle I like the pop tops. thin layer of dish soap & fill with water Squirt & watch um drop. you dont even have to run. It works
Love the literal humor
Regular doctor. I. Died.
Yeast…I die 😂😂😂😂
Awesome tehehe
Just call them ‘hilarious’, instead of using that [r-word] term ‘cringe’.
I think that the reversed 13 number “31” is like
31 is reverse number of 13
Hahahq
When can you reuse a 1969 calendar?
The next time that the 1969 calendar reused in 2042
What do you get when you cross santa with a Fanta drink? Fanta Claus
What number is reverse as 13?
31
A list of reversed numbers
21
31
32
41
42
43
51
52
53
54
61
62
63
64
65
71
72
73
74
75
76
81
82
83
84
85
86
87
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
What is number is reversed like 24?
42
srab annetna
📶srab annetna 📶Antenna bars📶
📶srab annetna 📶Antenna bars📶
Really?
srab annetna
Don’t say 1
I found 2 symbols combined together about driving myself crazy for example antenna bars and cinema is antennema
Antennema 📶🎦
Dragoona Blue
The combination of draculaura and lagoona blue was every single
If you mix a giraffe and a tortoise what do you get! A Girtoise? A Torfaffe? 🦒🐢
The relationship of a giraffe and a tortoise it is a girtoise
What years between 2010 and 2051 does August 23 fall on Thursday
2040 and 2001
The 2051 calendar will repeat in 2062
The 1989 calendar was repeated in 2090! The 1989 calendar will next repeat in 2051
The 2080 calendar was not repeated in 2063
Cleodore! The cross of cleo de nile and theodore
if you subtract reversed numbers the result is a multiple of nine