Mustache Pacifier Will Turn Your Baby Into a Middle-Aged Man

While some babies are born with the look, others have to use mustache pacifiers to turn themselves into slightly grumpy middle-aged men. Various styles are available from the largest online stores: Amazon, AliExpress, and Etsy. Scroll down to see the funniest examples of these questionable parenting decisions!

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

If you want to turn your baby into a middle-aged man, various mustache pacifier styles are available on Amazon, AliExpress, and Etsy.

6 thoughts on “Mustache Pacifier Will Turn Your Baby Into a Middle-Aged Man”

  1. (4) “What have you DONE to me?!” (5) “This is NOT funny….”
    (10) “This is your captain speaking….”

    Seriously though, why?

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