If your favorite pastime is being offended, or your favorite means of spreading holiday cheer is offending others, get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons. Our favorite color choices: “Baby Shit Green”, “Communist Gulag Red”, and “Your Parents’ Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach”.
But wait, there’s more! In honor of not flying to see your family this year, crap presents with no gift receipt you just have to donate to Goodwill, and that jolly fat white mass of heart disease waiting to happen hosting lap sessions via Zoom, Offensive Crayons: Holiday Edition!
But wait, there’s more!! Coloring even farther outside the lines of political correctness is the political addition to the you-oughta-be-ashamed-of-yourself editions for all the players on Team America out there, the Offensive Crayons: Red, White, and F*ck You Edition.
But wait, there’s porn!!! Yeah, that’s right. Porn. The Offensive Crayons Porn Pack came out in Summer 2020… and it’s just kept on coming ever since. The derogatory darling of the doodle world’s most delightfully distasteful set yet contains 24 smuttily-named colors suitable only for horny people 18 and up.
But what you should color with these crayons? Check out our list of coloring books for adults. We have some great choices listed there. Like “Farting Animals Coloring Book” or “Cat Butts Coloring Book”.
I don’t get the “Feather, not Dot” one. Explain, please?
Two types of Indians.
Presidential Orange, lol. Insufferable Vegan Green is great too.
It’s okay not to get the “Feather, not Dot” It just means you never worked with a 13-year-old frat boy wannabe in a 40-year-old twit from Long Island.
Auschwitz jokes, hilarious.
These are too offensive to be funny. Not cool.
What do you mean, these are all great!
You’ll get over it.
Where’s the broken white crayon labeled “Patriarchy”?
Funny. Remember back when we could laugh, before the left ruined every aspect of life?
Still missing an “I eat ass” brown somewhere in there
I have no idea who the hell wrote this, but I would like to talk to you.
Where can I buy these?