People Share The Most Ridiculous Movie Clichés

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1. I’m an on-screen dad. My family lives in a huge mansion, my wife and I drive BMWs, I have three kids in Ivy League schools. But I’m a hopeless idiot with no common sense or discernible skills. I am puzzled by the simplest conundrum and immediately beg my wife or 13-year-old for help.

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2. Hi – as an average american I always drive Volvo.

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3. I’m London in an American movie, I’m filled with black cabs, red phone boxes and red double decker buses. Oh and everywhere is right around the corner from Westminster.

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4. Hi, I’m the hero who saves the day in all movies and I’m American

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5. I’m a space alien on Star Trek. I have a small deformation somewhere on my head. I speak English with a perfect American accent.

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6. Hello, I’m the Central or Eastern European guy in a TV show or a movie. I always have a thick russian accent, no recognizable sense of fashion and I’m most likely a member of a criminal syndicate, if not their soon-to-be victim.

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7. Hello. I am a crewman in a Star Trek movie. I get to wear a uniform with a red shirt. Oh, crap…

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8. Hi, I’m a single mom with an adorable kid. My luck with men is “lousy,” but somehow I never meet anyone really bad, and then Mr. Perfect shows up.

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9. Hello, I’m a hot girl in a pR0n, and when I forget to plug my microwave in, I call a plumber who shows up with four assistants.

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10. Hello, I am your average American sports car in an action movie. I can race around at high speeds for seemingly hours on end, make incredible jumps, and take massive amounts of damage that would destroy lesser vehicles.

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11. Hello, I’m Jack Bauer on “24”. I can go through an entire 24 episode season without having to eat, sleep or go to the bathroom.

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12. Hello, I’m a hairdresser in a movie, I just pick out random sections of your hair and cut whithout attention because we gossip. But in the end you always look smashing.

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13. ‘ello! I’m a bri-ish guy in a mooovie! I call everyone “guvnah.” All the ladies want me! I’m definitely a bad guy if this movie takes place in space; you can tell by my British accent.

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14. Hi, i am a regular car front door. I stop machine-gun bullets, when a good guy is hiding behind me.

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15. I’m a San Francisco-based movie/tv show. Every 5 minutes, cue the “ding ding” of a cable car, immediately followed by the blast of a fog horn.

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16. Hello! I’m an incoming ship in a space movie. I fly on the exact same plane as the other spaceship we’re approaching so that we end up face to face, despite the fact that we could be coming from literally ANY other angle.

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17. Im suddenly hungry for a baguette.

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18. Hello! I’m a car that never runs out of gas. A gun that fires a bazillion bullets. I can also run or drive a car without getting hit by the bad guys but can kill with one shot. Also my dog never has to go to the bathroom either.

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19. Hello,
    I’m a handsome guy who’s in bed with a beautiful girl. We made love til the wee hours, and now we’ve woken up after sleeping for 8 hours. We look absolutely fantastic and we look at each other and begin to make out. Neither of us has to pee or brush our teeth, mostly because we’re so damn good-looking.

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20. Hello,
    I’m a cell phone that belongs to the hero(ine) in the movie. I never need charging. All they have to do is place me on the nightstand and I magically charge up overnight.

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21. Pip pip old bean, I am an amoral bad guy in any movie. I am English.

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22. Hello, I am London in a ‘so bad it’s good’ B movie. I have a stock footage intro, and a car chase involving left-hand drive Chevrolets or Jeeps on the left side of a deserted street that has American traffic signs and buildings that make me look like L.A. Or San Diego

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23. Hi, I’m the neighbor next door who leaves for work at the exact same time you do everyday. We say ‘hello’ over the separating line of bushes between our properties. You say, “those darn kids” as you trip backwards over a toy you didn’t see laying in the driveway while talking to me. And you never see me again.

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24. I am a legion of Roman soldiers. We all sound just like James Mason.

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25. Hello! We’re a divorced couple (or a couple going through a divorce) in a movie where we are about to face something dangerous. We get through the dangers, which unite us, and by the end of the movie, we’re as much in love as the day we were married.

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26. I am a horse in a period drama. I look amazing and shiny although no one ever brushed me. I never poop or bite your arse. People leap on and off me with no mounting block even though I am 17.2 hands high

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27. Hi I’m a professor in a movie, but I have a huge office that is actually bigger and more decked out than most College Presidents.

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28. Hello, I am air-conditioning ductwork in a movie. I am made of such thick aluminum and supported with such sturdy hangers that a 200 lb man can crawl through me without busting through or even making oil canning sounds. There are no turning vanes at corners inside me, and all my “vents” are held in place by screws installed from inside me.

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29. Hello, I am a college freshman. My dorm room is the size of an aircraft hangar and decorated straight out of the pages of Architectural Digest or Better Homes and Garden or some such.

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30. Hello, I am a fearsome henchman of a nearly god-like, ill tempered overlord. I threaten and harass defenseless people. I shoot up lots of random stuff with blasters. Can’t hit a d@mn thing when it’s crunch time. PS; that armor you equipped me with is completely useless.

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31. Hello, I’m a montage. Need an immposibly hard task that should take years done quickly? Come into my office, let’s talk.

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32. Hello I’m the screaming flying cat that comes out of nowhere in every single horror movie.

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33. Hi. I am an alien computer. My creators have never been to Earth before but luckily we use identical USB slots to yours and run the same operating system as any virus you have on your thumb drive.

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34. Hi, I’m an Australian who either sounds remarkably similar to a Briton or I’ve a super think Aussie accent before there actually was one.

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35. Hi, I’m the hero/heroine in a movie in a gun battle with a pack of armed professional assassins wielding automatic weapons and all shooting a bazillion bullets per second at me. I pick each of them off with a single shot while running, dodging, jumping, etc. None of them ever hit me.

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36. Hi,
    I am the owner of a vegetable cart at the street market that is always going on in some nameless European town in every espionage film. My livelihood will be destroyed when cars careen through the market yet somehow I will be able to avoid injury by diving out of the way at the last possible second.

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37. Hi, I am a Southerner. Everything that comes out of my mouth has at least 6 syllables. I am as dumb as dirt and I married my cousin.

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38. Hello! I am a cool guy with shades who plays a saxaphone. Whenever there is a party montage in New York City, I will be on a tenement apartment balcony playing.

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39. I’m a Colt six shooter in any cowboy movie capable of firing at least 20 rounds without reloading.

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40. Hello, I’m Washington DC. The US Capitol is visible in every direction from my streets, which never have any traffic until the chase scene, when they are filled with careening cars but apparently no pedestrians. And every single person you meet works for the CIA, the FBI or the West Wing.

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41. Look at me, a bulletin board “mind map” covered with crime pictures, pushpins and brightly colored yarn connecting everything. We can knit afterward.

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42. Hello, I’m every main character with a very important 40 hour a week occupation, with unlimited free time for frivolous shenanigans withy slacker friends.

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43. And the baguette has unbagged celery and fresh daisies in the brown bag with it.

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44. I’m always fully clothed when I open the door to you at my self-cleaning house, so I invite you in to tell you I know nothing about the murder. No one else is lounging on the couch in their underwear either.

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45. I live in an apartment in NYC, and when I hear a knock at my door I OPEN THE DOOR!

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46. Hi, I’m the elephant in the room. I’m the chief of police, the mayor, the company CEO, the judge, the captain of industry…..i’m blakk

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47. hi I decide to go and speak to somebody urgently, I open the front door, and they are miraculously already there , about to knock on the door.

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48. I’m the single box containing a photo album and a plant that tells you the entire furnished apartment has been packed up ready to move

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49. Hi. I’m that guy who hears strange noises in the cellar or in the garage. Although I know that a serial killer is on the way, I go without any light into the dark room to check the situation.

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50. I am the cat jumping out of a dark corner.

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