We’ve all been in a situation where you’d rather lose complete consciousness rather than taking one more breath of someone’s fart. Luckily, someone had enough of their spouses flatulence, and invented these ingenious charcoal underwear pads that neutralize the smell of farts before they ever leave the trousers of the fartee. They’re called Subtle Butt, and they can actually work both as a gag gift, or as a real product for someone with farting problems. Specifically people with extremely deadly fart smells.