Clocks shouldn’t have beans in them. Slippers shouldn’t have beans in them. Crocs shouldn’t have beans in them. Lots of things shouldn’t have beans in them, but they do. Tens of thousands of people on r/BeansInThings subreddit make sure of that. Scroll down and enjoy their finest creations!
Coulee Region Humane Society has announced a “Poorly Drawn Pets” fundraiser. For a donation of $20 or more, they will draw a picture of your pet. “We aren’t guaranteeing professional works of art here, but they sure will be priceless,” the shelter wrote on Facebook. Scroll down for the wholesome drawings! Which one is your … Read more
Crocs are truly a mystery, aren’t they? Everyone hates them, but they all secretly own a pair. They really do make a pair of Crocs for everyone these days. And if you can’t find the ones you like, you can make your very own unique pair with Croc accessories. Even if you’re a die-hard cowboy/cowgirl, and haven’t … Read more
With their distinctive holes and awkward form, Croc shoes are a fashion disaster; they appear to have been made from scraps of shower mats. One can only wonder why these are so popular; it seems as though people have lost their minds and the sense of fashion. Unfortunately, Crocs are selling like hotcakes, which makes … Read more
The word neckbeard, deriving from the conjoining of the words “neck” and “beard” is the mullet of beards, the Crocs of beards, the worst choice of facial hair you can make. The name is a reference to the poor grooming and hygiene standards typically held by such men, with the result that their facial hair … Read more
When the snow falls and the cold wind blows, you’ll need a cozy and comfortable friend to keep you warm… while he’s simultaneously eating your legs. That’s exactly why Emma Bermudez decided to knit these socks with textured stitch pattern across the body (designed to mimic a crocodile’s skin), raised eyes, nose bobbles, a gapping … Read more
Kanye, you can’t be serious? Since the rapper-turned-designer released his Yeezy Foam Runners, notorious Crocs are no longer the ugliest shoes money can buy. Even worse, as you can see from the pictures below, people are actually buying these crimes against fashion! Would you seriously consider wearing these sneakers in public? Let us know in … Read more
Power ties are swell, but nothing can give you the confidence you need to land that big client like the hairy chest tie can. Featuring an alluringly muscular tone with just the right amount of body hair, it will give you a bold look that commands respect.
What to do when you already have a Crocs Handbag and Muscle Leggings, but still feel that something is missing? Of course, you get yourself a pair of fish sandals which are getting popular among Instagram users. We really need to start putting people in jail for crimes against fashion…
As if Crocheted Men’s Shorts, Crocs Bags, and Cowboy Boot Sandals weren’t enough, muscle leggings is the weird new look to annoy vegans and basically everyone with a good taste. You can get these on Amazon, but we strongly suggest that you don’t.
People around the world really love to wear stupid things. We’ve previously featured Fish Sandals, Crocs Handbags, and Muscle Leggings. Obviously, it was just a matter of time until someone decided to create underpants for hands and call them Handerpants. You can get this weird thing on Amazon and join thousands of people on Instagram … Read more
