Jeff Permar decided to start a garden plot in a new spot outside his home in Delaware. But, much to his dismay, as the fruits of his labor were almost ready to harvest, they began to disappear. Apparently, a thief was afoot. He decided to set a camera up near his garden to catch the mystery thief in the act to know who he had to blame. When he finally reviewed the footage, Permar saw this – an adorably chubby groundhog munching away on his veggies.
Ever seen a goat munching on a tomato? You could compare it to watching a comedy-horror film where the monster is a cuddly farm animal. The way they chomp on those juicy red spheres with their beady eyes and their crazy, curly horns is both hilarious and terrifying. It seems as though they are driven by a demonic spirit that loves tomatoes and won’t stop until they have consumed every last one. If you ever find yourself face-to-face with a goat in a tomato patch, just remember to keep your distance and definitely bring a tomato sacrifice to appease them. Trust us, it’s better to be safe than sorry when it comes to these tomato-eating beasts.
This echinoderm who some have dubbed “c*cktopus” and “pentad*ck” has five arms and each end has an eye-catching bulbous tip. The Indo-Pacific region is often where one may find choriaster sea stars, including places like the Philippines and the Great Barrier Reef. Choriaster sea stars have a distinctive, bright purple or pink color… with a little different shade of pink at the tips of their extremities. These sea stars are often found in shallow waters, where they feed on a variety of small invertebrates and organic matter. While it does look like it would like to bang you five times, it’s harmless to humans.
Instagram account called @GoodShirts collects photos of funny t-shirts with oddly-specific slogans. They’re out on a mission to feature some of the strangest and most hilarious items of clothing found around the world, and they don’t hold back. From “cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body” to “save the bees, plant more trees, clean the sees, titties” – they are all brilliant.
Coulee Region Humane Society has announced a “Poorly Drawn Pets” fundraiser. For a donation of $20 or more, they will draw a picture of your pet. “We aren’t guaranteeing professional works of art here, but they sure will be priceless,” the shelter wrote on Facebook. Scroll down for the wholesome drawings! Which one is your favorite? Let us know in the comment section below!
If you have ever experienced the thankless hell that is retail employment, this compilation of memes and tweets about grueling shift work for meager pay will grind your gears, just as capitalism’s gears grind the hopes and dreams of the working class.
InspiroBot is an artificial intelligence dedicated to generating unlimited amounts of unique inspirational quotes for endless enrichment of pointless human existence. The results often turn out to be hilariously dark or pointlessly random. Scroll down to see the funniest examples! If you’re interested in generating your own quotes, visit the website InspiroBot.me
If you have ever spent time going to job interviews and applying for a job, then you know that it can be its own kind of draining full-time work. It’s tiring and demoralizing. Luckily, people on Twitter are poking fun at the whole process. Here are some of the funniest tweets about the time and energy lost while answering to repetitive job interview questions.
Every year, before February 14th, people all around the world pull their wallets out in order to surprise their significant others with a gift. Businesses create all kinds of tacky heart-shaped products in an effort to cash in on the holiday and attract customers. However, not all of these efforts are successful. We’ve gathered some of the worst Valentine’s Day design fails, such as lingerie, candles, and chocolates, to inspire you to keep your eyes open when spending your hard-earned money.
It takes just a short glimpse at the LinkedIn page to realize how insanely successful, hyper-productive, and virtually unstoppable the people on there are. They achieved everything: they secured significant investment, increased company earnings, ensured that their staff felt genuinely loved, raised eight children, went bankrupt, and started life all over again. But there’s something annoying about the hyper-inspirational bullshit going on on this platform, and the Twitter accounts @TheStateOfLinkedIn and @BestofLinkedin are dedicated to exposing the not-so-pretty side of these posts.
In a land far, far away (or not so far if you’re from the state of Washington), back in the early 1980s, the Microsoft Corporation had a dream of building a spreadsheet system that would create horrible worldwide suffering and inspire many amusing memes. That’s right, today we’re talking about Microsoft Excel, your go-to green spreadsheet program. Scroll down to see the funniest Excel memes and don’t forget to show your distaste for Excel in the comment section below!
The bowl cut is a certain hairstyle that has a straight cut all the way around the head, giving it a bowl-like shape. It was once well-liked but has since fallen out of fashion. It lacks any sense of style or flair, the bowl cut is regarded as one of the worst haircuts ever. Even worse than the notorious mullet. If mullet has “business in front and party on the back”, bowl cut has misery all around. Scroll down to see the most horrifying examples!
Gloster canary is a breed of domesticated canary that always has a bad hair day. Originating from England, just like The Beatles who also had horrible haircuts, the breed was developed through selective breeding and has been a pretty popular pet. There are two types of Gloster canaries – coronas and consorts. Corona gloster canaries have a flat, bowl-cut appearance to the feathers on the top of their heads, while consort gloster canaries don’t have this unique and funny-looking crest. Scroll down to see the funniest examples of Gloster canaries and appreciate how lucky you are that your haircut is not this bad!
There’s nothing quite like the feeling of biting into a burger that looks like it’s been run over by a truck. The bun is soggy, the cheese is melted in all the wrong places, and the pickles are in a sad state of disarray. You take another bite, and all you can think is, “Man… My life sure is pathetic.” For our entertainment, many of these times have been documented on an Instagram account called @McSenget. Scroll down to check out all of these pictures customers have shared and try to pick the saddest burger ever.
It is a crime against tea to use a regular, ordinary tea infuser; doing so shows a flagrant disregard for the subtle aromas and flavors that give each cup its unique charm. It’s like committing tea-n-and-run on the finest leaves in the world! But fear not, there’s still hope for redemption! Break free from the shackles of mundane tea infusers and make a statement with one that is quirky and fun. That’s why we rounded up top 10 funniest tea infusers. Scroll down to check them out! P.S. These tea infusers will also pair well with funny mugs that we published previously.
Wish to enjoy tea while embracing your inner sloth? Introducing the sloth tea infuser – a great addition to your lazy tea-sipping routine. This adorable and cuddly tea infuser looks just like a sloth that hangs lazily in your cup while slowly steeping your tea to perfection.