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Did You Know? Echidnas Blow Snot Bubbles To Cool Down!

January 26, 2023 by A B

Echidnas, also known as spiny anteaters, are small mammals native to Australia and New Guinea. They have a distinctive appearance, with a spiny coat of hair and a long, pointed snout. Echidnas have strong forelimbs and claws which they use to dig for food, primarily ants and termites. They are also known for their ability to swim and remain underwater for an extended period. They are monotremes, which means they lay eggs rather than giving birth to live young, and they have a low body temperature compared to other mammals. Echidnas are solitary animals, and are active during the day, and hibernate during the winter. But that’s not the best part about them. The best part is that they blow snot bubbles to cool themselves!

20 Funny Shower Curtains To Level Up Your Bathroom

January 25, 2023 by A B

If you’re still using a bland and boring shower curtain, it’s time to level up and join the ranks of the funny shower curtain elite. Not only will it give your bathroom the comedic touch it’s been missing, but it will also make your showering experience a whole lot more enjoyable. Scroll down to see our 20 funniest picks!

Being extremely sexy is not just a physical attribute, it’s a way of life. You’re the one people notice when you walk into a room and you’re the one they can’t stop thinking about when you leave. You’re the one who makes hearts race and knees weak. Finally, a proper definition! Hot shower is just like a regular shower, but with me in it.

Hilarious “Cards Against Humanity” Answers

January 25, 2023 by A B

If you’re not familiar with it, “Cards Against Humanity” is a party game in which players complete fill-in-the-blank statements using humorous and often risqué or politically incorrect words or phrases printed on playing cards. The game is intended for a mature audience and is often described as “a game for horrible people.” Players take turns reading a “prompt” card, such as “I use _________ to better sleep at night.” and the other players choose from their hand of cards the funniest or most fitting response, such as “A spoonful of pee.” The player who chose the prompt card then selects the winning response, and the player who played it earns a point. The game is designed to be played with a large group of people and can be quite raunchy and irreverent. Warning: if you’re easily offended then maybe this post isn’t for you… For everybody else, scroll down and enjoy!

3D Printed Jesus Mecha Christ Transformer

January 24, 2023 by A B

You have probably asked yourself at some stage of your life: what would Jesus look like if he were a transformer? What if, when up on the cross, rather than accepting his fate and dying for our sins, Jesus had instead refused to do his father’s bidding and instead used the final dregs of his divinity to instead change into a giant robot and release murderous mechanical vengeance on the assembled Roman forces? Well, thanks to Jesus Mecha Christ, you can play out that very scenario in the privacy of your own home.

20 Funny Housewarming Gifts That They’ll Really Appreciate

January 24, 2023 by A B

Whether your best friend family is moving into a new home or a family member is moving into their first apartment, bringing a thoughtful gift to the housewarming party is a nice gesture. Of course, you want to get something more fun than a boring toaster. Scroll down to see our list of 20 funny housewarming gift ideas that will be a big hit at your next housewarming party.

If you’ve just bought a new home, you probably don’t yet have a drawer that’s filled with endless crap that you’ll never use, but the one time you actually do need something in it you’ll never be able to find it. Well, there’s now a starter pack to get you going! It’s called the junk drawer starter kit, and it contains all of the essential crap that every junk drawer must have.

Cows Sitting Like Dogs

January 23, 2023 by A B

Did you know that cows sometimes sit like dogs? We didn’t. But it’s true! We’ve put together a gallery for your viewing pleasure. If you know more about cows than us, please let us know in the comments below the reasons behind cows turning into dogs. Is it just jealousy because dogs are much more popular pets and generally have a better life?

This Facebook Group Is Recreating Paintings Using Common Household Items

January 20, 2023 by A B

Facebook group Izoizolyacia (translates as Isolation) started when Covid-19 restrictions forced everyone to stay at home. To not go completely crazy, people decided to come together and recreate paintings using only common household items. Even though the Covid-19 restrictions have been lifted, this Facebook is still going strong and keeps publishing new isolation art recreations almost every day.

20 Funny Valentine’s Day Cards To Make Your Partner Laugh

January 20, 2023 by A B

Each Valentine’s Day, you have two choices: you can take the romantic approach, or you can head straight for the funny bone and make them laugh. If the second approach sounds good to you, scroll down to check out 20 funny Valentine’s Day cards guaranteed to get you laid!

I hate you the least might not sound like the most romantic phrase in the world, but in some relationships, it’s the highest compliment you can give. Think about it, if you truly hate someone, you don’t want to spend any time with them. But if you tell your significant other “I hate you the least,” it means that out of all the people in the world, they’re the one you can tolerate the most.

Horror Movies Turned Into Comedies by Adding Hot Pizza

January 19, 2023 by A B

Everybody loves a good horror movie but you’ve probably never once imagined what it would look like if the people screaming were just eating a hot slice of pizza? Well, these scary horror flicks turn into hilarious comedies. After seeing this gallery, horror movies will never be the same. Now, whenever you’re scared you will just imagine them eating pizza. You’re welcome!

Indoor Cat Reactions To Going Outside For The First Time

January 19, 2023 by A B

When indoor cats finally go outside for the first time, it’s like watching a fish flop around on land. They’re all like “whoa, so this is what fresh air feels like? It’s…breezy. And what’s with all the grass? It’s like a giant kitty litter box. And snow? More like cold death. I’m over it, let’s go back inside and cuddle up with a heating pad”. Scroll down to see the best examples and try not to laugh at their misery!

20 Funny Coffee Mugs All Your Coworkers Will Envy

January 20, 2023January 18, 2023 by A B

Why settle for a boring coffee mug when you can start your day with a laugh? A funny coffee mug is a great conversation starter! Imagine the look on your co-worker’s face when they see you sipping from a mug that says “You have just been poisoned” or “I am a ray of f***ing sunshine”. Scroll down to check out our top picks for the “Funniest coffee mug of all time” award!

Are you a freak in the sheets? Well now you could be a freak in the Excel sheets with this coffee mug. Would also be a great gift for the accountant with a sense of humor. Do accountants with a sense of humor even exist? We are not sure…

Funny Cat Portraits by Catographer Nils Jacobi

January 16, 2023 by A B

Photographer Nils Jacobi, who refers to himself as a “catographer”, offers a diverse and comprehensive view of our beloved furballs through his expanding collection of adorable cat photographs. The pictures in his portfolio range from sophisticated to comical and brilliantly reveal the unique character of each cat. Scroll down to see some of his best work!

Shittens: Disposable Mitten-Shaped Toilet Paper Alternative

March 28, 2024January 16, 2023 by A B

Ladies and gentlemen, forget about those ancient toilet paper rolls. The new hot item in town is the toilet paper mittens called Shittens! Now you can wipe your behind in style without the unbearable struggle to hold a piece of toilet paper. This is the ultimate bathroom accessory. Don’t be the last one on your block to upgrade to the toilet paper mittens! This should be a top priority right up there with wearing sunscreen and planning for retirement.

Funny Advertisements On Vehicles Fails

January 16, 2023 by A B

You would think that ad company employees consider a lot of things when coming up with an idea for mobile advertising. But what happens when these same employees are lazy or simply bad at their job? This. This happens. Their work ends up on a site called “Sad And Useless”. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!

This Sling Bag Will Turn Your Cat Into a Ferocious Lion

January 20, 2023January 16, 2023 by A B

Don’t let those fluffy fur coats and adorable meows fool you, folks. Deep down inside, every cat is just a ferocious lion waiting to be unleashed. Just try to take away their catnip or not give them their daily dose of belly rubs and you’ll see what we mean. They may seem like cute little house pets, but they’re secretly plotting to take over the world and and dreaming to become an apex predator to enslave us all. With this sling bag you can make you cat’s dream come true without risking your life.