People Share Funny Facts About Their Weird Families

Every family has their own special brand of weirdness, like an unique seasoning that makes them one-of-a-kind. It’s like a secret recipe passed down through the generations, full of oddities and quirks that make them who they are. It’s all part of the package deal of being a member of the family. Scroll down to see some of the funniest tweets of people describing their weird families, and don’t forget to tell us about your own in the comment section below!

We often tell people how my brother Phil doesn’t come to family events and how it’s a whole thing. We made Phil up in 1995. #ThatsMyFamily

When my son was a toddler, his best friend couldn’t pronounce ‘You’re welcome.” It came out “You’re rectum.” 40+ years later, our family still responds “You’re rectum” when someone says, “Thank you.” #ThatsMyFamily

When we sing Happy Birthday, we sing it as horribly as possible or just yell random things throughout the song. #ThatsMyFamily

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People Share Funny Cat Names That Crack Vets Up Every Time

We sometimes hear about unusual names people give to their (human) babies. But it turns out that cats too can have names that are quite extraordinary. Some of those names really brighten the vets’ day. According to this viral Twitter thread, at least. It hit very close to home to many cat owners out there who took the thread as an opportunity to share the funny cat names they have come up with. Scroll down to see the best examples!

One of my greatest joys in life is when Jeff calls the vet to make an appointment and they ask for his name, and he says, Jeff. Then, they ask for our cat's name, and I watch him gather his strength before he tells them, Baby Jeff.

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Parents Lying About Their “Genius” Kids On Twitter

Yeah, I remember that one time my 6 year old son asked me if I’d ever offered a relevant observational musing of the state of the ideological spectrum that permeates the cultural zeitgeist. I told him to shut up and go play with his crayons, because he’s six. As a parent, have you experienced something similar? Please let us know in the comments section below!

Kids folding laundry and chatting: 13 year old: why are the pyramids in Egypt 10 year old: because they are too big for the British to steal All three cackle loudly. My parenting work is done.

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Funny Raccoon Memes by “Nocturnal Trash Posts” Instagram

Who doesn’t like a good raccoon meme? Who doesn’t like a good raccoon? Wait, who doesn’t like a good raccoon anything? Trash pandas are awesome and no, there can’t be any other way. They’re like the furry embodiment of the phrase “pleasantly plump” – a prime meme material. And speaking of raccoon memes, there is a dedicated Instagram page that celebrates raccoonhood with existential, funny, and straight up nonsensical memes.

Raccoon memes is the best way to get your message across.

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Funny And Very Relatable Job Interview Memes

Job interviews are like an endless rerun of a boring TV show you never wanted to watch in the first place. The same old cliché questions get recycled again and again, making the whole experience about as exciting as watching the grass grow. “Why do you want to work for this company?”, “What are your strengths and weaknesses?”, “Where do you see yourself in five years?” Can’t they come up with something a little more creative? It’s enough to make you want to scream, “I’m a human being, not a robot programmed to answer these inane questions!” But we have to put on a smile and pretend like we’re thrilled to be there, all the while wondering if we’ll ever escape this Groundhog Day of job interviews. Hopefully, these funny job interview memes will brighten your day and improve your mood while job hunting.

Funny job interview meme.

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Funny Wedding Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Every Wedding

Even though most wedding photos appear to be flawless, there is often a lot of chaos hidden behind. Kids causing destruction and bridezillas going ballistic – that’s just the tip of the iceberg.  And what better way to summarize wedding blunders than to compile a list of funny wedding memes to browse through after the ceremony when the (emotional) hangover strikes?

When you marry the girl your homies told you "You stand no chance with her "

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Groundhog Steals Farmer’s Crop, Eats It In Front of His Security Camera

Jeff Permar decided to start a garden plot in a new spot outside his home in Delaware. But, much to his dismay, as the fruits of his labor were almost ready to harvest, they began to disappear. Apparently, a thief was afoot. He decided to set a camera up near his garden to catch the mystery thief in the act to know who he had to blame. When he finally reviewed the footage, Permar saw this – an adorably chubby groundhog munching away on his veggies.

Groundhog enjoying stolen food.

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Goats Eating Tomatoes Look Hilariously Terrifying

Ever seen a goat munching on a tomato? You could compare it to watching a comedy-horror film where the monster is a cuddly farm animal. The way they chomp on those juicy red spheres with their beady eyes and their crazy, curly horns is both hilarious and terrifying. It seems as though they are driven by a demonic spirit that loves tomatoes and won’t stop until they have consumed every last one. If you ever find yourself face-to-face with a goat in a tomato patch, just remember to keep your distance and definitely bring a tomato sacrifice to appease them. Trust us, it’s better to be safe than sorry when it comes to these tomato-eating beasts.

Goat eating tomatoes.

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Meet Choriaster: An Unusual-Looking Sea Star

This echinoderm who some have dubbed “c*cktopus” and “pentad*ck” has five arms and each end has an eye-catching bulbous tip. The Indo-Pacific region is often where one may find choriaster sea stars, including places like the Philippines and the Great Barrier Reef. Choriaster sea stars have a distinctive, bright purple or pink color… with a little different shade of pink at the tips of their extremities. These sea stars are often found in shallow waters, where they feed on a variety of small invertebrates and organic matter. While it does look like it would like to bang you five times, it’s harmless to humans.

Choriaster.

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“Good Shirts” Instagram Shares Funny Shirts Spotted In The Wild

Instagram account called @GoodShirts collects photos of funny t-shirts with oddly-specific slogans. They’re out on a mission to feature some of the strangest and most hilarious items of clothing found around the world, and they don’t hold back. From “cremation is my last hope for a smoking hot body” to “save the bees, plant more trees, clean the sees, titties” – they are all brilliant.

Funny shirts.

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Animal Shelter Launches “Poorly Drawn Pets” Fundraiser To Support Animals In Need

Coulee Region Humane Society has announced a “Poorly Drawn Pets” fundraiser. For a donation of $20 or more, they will draw a picture of your pet. “We aren’t guaranteeing professional works of art here, but they sure will be priceless,” the shelter wrote on Facebook. Scroll down for the wholesome drawings! Which one is your favorite? Let us know in the comment section below!

MOTHER!!!

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