Top 50 Fun Things To Do In an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

4. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

5. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!”

6. Meow occasionally.

7. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

8. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

9. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.

10. Burp, and then say “mmmm…tasty!”

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Funniest Reactions To Andrew Tate Getting Owned by Greta Thunberg

Former kickboxer Andrew Tate tried to provoke the Swedish climate change activist by bragging about how many internal combustion engine cars he owns as well as asking for her email address so he could send her a “complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions”. Greta Thunberg replied with: “yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com” Greta’s retort did now go well with Tate as he responded to it in a video and was seen making several hate comments against the climate activist. However, the clip featured two boxes of Jerry’s pizza, which has allegedly tipped off Romania authorities to his whereabouts. Soon after the Andrew’s arrest for human trafficking accusations, social media sites were flooded with hilarious memes about the whole row that went insanely viral online. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!

So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him. All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off. Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.

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“Things With Faces” Facebook Group’s Members Are Seeing Faces Literally Everywhere

Nearly all of us have been there – you see a familiar smile in the clouds, spot a dog’s face in the grain of a wooden wall, or see a creepy face peering at you from the shadows. No, you’re not hallucinating – you just experienced a wonderfully interesting phenomenon that’s called pareidolia. In short, it is the tendency for perception to impose a meaningful interpretation on a nebulous stimulus, usually visual, so that one sees an object, pattern, or meaning where there is none. There’s nothing you can do about it, it’s just how human brain is built. Might as well stop resisting and join the Things With Faces Facebook group and share your findings with the world. Scroll down for the funniest examples!

Do you see a face in this picture?

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Eyebombing Community Puts Googly Eyes On Everything

What is one thing on this planet that can make anything better? According to members of r/Eyebombing subreddit, googly eyes is the correct answer. Eyebombing is a humorous trend of sticking googly eyes on random objects to essentially make them come to life. If you wish to get involved into this movement, you can get googly eyes cheaply on Amazon. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!

Googly eyes make everything better!

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Rocks With Zipper Teeth: Better Than Garden Gnomes

The once popular garden gnome is at risk of dying out as people ditch the tacky ornament for more sophisticated garden decorations. The whole point of gardening is to create something that is pleasing to the eye and the soul. Garden gnomes clearly can not provide that. That’s where rocks with zipper teeth come in. These garden decors are handmade, each one is unique, and they are definitely an improvement over dumb gnome with an idiotic smile.

Rocks with zipper teeth.

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Funny And Clever Street Art by Tom Bob

American artist Tom Bob is in no shortage of graffiti supplies and is running loose in the streets of New York… Let’s hope nobody catches him because his creations are really awesome. Using street “furniture” like electrical terminals or poles, Tom creates colorful and whimsical pieces that perfectly interact with their surroundings. From turning a sewer into a frying pan, to transforming gas meters into lobsters, he’s is making the city a much happier place for everybody. Scroll down to see the best examples of Tom’s work!

Awesome street art by Tom Bob.

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Dogs Enjoying Windy Car Rides

Dogs usually have two reactions when they are brought to the car. They either get scared and refuse to get inside because they believe they’re going to the vet. Or they’re so excited and jump in before you because they’re going somewhere fun. These dogs knew they were going somewhere exciting and they enjoyed every minute of it… while looking like Chewbacca in a wind tunnel.

Dogs vs. wind.

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