1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
3. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
4. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
5. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!”
6. Meow occasionally.
7. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
8. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
9. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
10. Burp, and then say “mmmm…tasty!”
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