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Looking For a Funny Tea Infuser? Here Are Some Ideas…

February 6, 2023February 5, 2023 by A B

It is a crime against tea to use a regular, ordinary tea infuser; doing so shows a flagrant disregard for the subtle aromas and flavors that give each cup its unique charm. It’s like committing tea-n-and-run on the finest leaves in the world! But fear not, there’s still hope for redemption! Break free from the shackles of mundane tea infusers and make a statement with one that is quirky and fun. That’s why we rounded up top 10 funniest tea infusers. Scroll down to check them out! P.S. These tea infusers will also pair well with funny mugs that we published previously.

Wish to enjoy tea while embracing your inner sloth? Introducing the sloth tea infuser – a great addition to your lazy tea-sipping routine. This adorable and cuddly tea infuser looks just like a sloth that hangs lazily in your cup while slowly steeping your tea to perfection.

Crazy Fashion: This Instagram Collects It All

February 5, 2023 by A B

When looking at these crazy outfits collected by @HintMag, you can’t help but wonder if fashion designers are seriously suggesting that this is what people should wear, or they’re just making fun of everyone. This Instagram collects the finest examples of crazy fashion you can find online. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!

Croc Cowboy Boots: The Ultimate Crime Against Fashion

February 5, 2023 by A B

Crocs are truly a mystery, aren’t they? Everyone hates them, but they all secretly own a pair. They really do make a pair of Crocs for everyone these days. And if you can’t find the ones you like, you can make your very own unique pair with Croc accessories. Even if you’re a die-hard cowboy/cowgirl, and haven’t found that perfect set of crocs yet, that’s about to change. Let us introduce you to the cowboy boot Crocs! Sure, regular Crocs you can slip right on in an instant, but the question you need to ask yourself is, do they protect against rattle snake bites? The answer is clearly no, unless you own a pair of these fabulous bad boys.

The Cutest Bat Contest: Here Are The Winners

February 5, 2023 by A B

Bats. They have a bad reputation. They’ll fly in your hair! They’ll suck blood from you! They’ve got rabies! The blood-feeding and rabies myths may have a sliver of truth (only three species of bats feed on blood, and less than 1% of bats carry the rabies virus), but these cute animals are most definitely not interested in flying close to your hair and would much rather eat a piece of delicious fruit or some insects.

Tired Bumblebees Who Fell Asleep Inside Flowers With Pollen On Their Butts

February 2, 2023 by A B

Ah, the life of a bumblebee. Constantly flying from flower to flower, collecting nectar and spreading pollen. But after a long day of work, even the hardest working bees need a break. Sometimes bumblebees get so tired that they fall asleep in flowers with pollen all over their little furry bee butts, so they end up on this site. Work-life balance is important, folks. Don’t work yourself to death.

The Funniest Parenting Tweets (Part 2)

February 1, 2023 by A B

Being a parent is similar to being a superhero, except that your goal is to keep your house standing and your kids alive rather than saving the world. You have to preserve some form of your own sanity while also keeping the peace, resolving conflicts, handling finances, cooking, and warding off illnesses. And just when you think you have everything under control, your children find a fresh, original techniques to test your patience. Scroll down to read the funniest parenting tweets and don’t forget to check out Part 1 too.

Top 10 Funniest Croc Accessories Ever

February 1, 2023 by A B

With their distinctive holes and awkward form, Croc shoes are a fashion disaster; they appear to have been made from scraps of shower mats. One can only wonder why these are so popular; it seems as though people have lost their minds and the sense of fashion. Unfortunately, Crocs are selling like hotcakes, which makes us wonder what’s going on in the world. Are they really that comfortable? Or do they possess a covert cult-like following? Who knows, but all we can say is that Crocs are a testament that the world is a strange place. Scroll down to see our top 10 choices for Croc accessories that you can plug in those holes so your dignity doesn’t leak out!

Wearing Crocs already makes you a style king or high fashion queen, however what if there was a way to make them just a little spicier? This design allows the rear spoiler to clip into the heel strap and you’ll be flying past your friends with such aerodynamics that you’ll be a speed demon. The rumor has it that a rear spoiler adds extra 50 mph to your walking speed.

Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation Has The Funniest Twitter

February 1, 2023 by A B

Why settle for just any social media manager when you can have a social media manager with a great sense of humor? With their quick wit and clever jokes, they’ll keep boring posts at bay. Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation definitely made the right choice when they hired whoever manages their Twitter account. Scroll down to see the funniest posts!

You Can Now Get Mini-Crocs For Your Crocs!

February 2, 2023January 31, 2023 by A B

There was a man somewhere who had the world’s smallest feet, but loved the ugly Crocs design so much, that he opened a factory to produce Mini-Crocs. Others found his idea amusing and started to put Mini-Crocs on Crocs, so they could wear Crocs while wearing Crocs. That’s probably the origin story of Mini-Crocs.

Unfortunately There’s Now a Pooping Butt Tea Infuser

January 30, 2023 by A B

The poop industry is clearly booming, with things like the poop knife becoming so popular, it was only a matter of time that the poop market leaked into the tea market. Now, here we are introducing the pooping butt tea infuser that might be a great gift for someone who has a juvenile sense of humor.

National Park Service Twitter Account Is Hilarious!

January 30, 2023 by A B

Having a great social media team is like having a personal cheerleading squad, but instead of pom-poms, they’ve got a keyboard. They’re the ones who make you look good on the internet, crafting witty tweets, posting eye-catching Instagram stories, and managing your online reputation with the precision of a Swiss watch. National Park Service have made the right choice with whoever is managing their Twitter account. Scroll down to see some of their best tweets!

20 Funny Gifts For The Crazy Cat Lady In Your Life

January 30, 2023 by A B

Having a good relationship with the crazy cat lady in your life is crucial. Trust me, you don’t want to end up on her bad side. Make sure to keep her happy by showering her with gifts! And remember, when it comes to the crazy cat lady, it’s always better to give than receive.

Cat butt tissue holder? What a brilliant idea! We have all seen regular boring tissue holders, but this time it’s the cat’s turn to hold the terrible burden of storing tissues in its rectal area. Lovely gift for someone who adores cats.

Kitlers: Cats That Look Like Hitler

January 30, 2023 by A B

How did you end up here? Did you write in Google “Hitler cats” or “cats that look like Hitler”? Why would you search for such a weird thing? Are you really THAT bored at work? Anyways… Some cats just want to do the usual cat things like playing, sleeping, or catching birds. These cats, however, want to invade Poland. We call them Kitlers.

20 Funny Embroideries That Will Brighten Up Your Day

January 28, 2023 by A B

Embroidery is not just for grandmas anymore! With the rise of the “stitch and bitch” movement, even the coolest and most hip people are getting in on the fun. From sassy sayings stitched on denim jackets to irony-laden samplers hanging on trendy apartment walls, embroidery is the new black. Scroll down to see the 20 funniest embroideries we could find!

“I may not be perfect, but I’m also not trying to be. In fact, I’m so proud of my imperfections that I made an embroidery to celebrate them! It’s a beautiful piece of art. It’s like a badge of honor, showcasing my unique brand of imperfection. I even hung it up in my living room, so everyone who comes over can see it.” Sounds like you?

Spring 2023 Women’s Fashion Collection by Viktor&Rolf

January 28, 2023 by A B

Viktor&Rolf is the avant-garde luxury fashion house founded in 1993 by fashion artists Viktor Horsting and Rolf Snoeren that took the cake at Paris fashion week when they introduced their women’s fashion collection for spring 2023. Modern fashion is like a clown car, you never know what insane thing will come out next. From neon-colored hair to clothes that look like they were made out of garbage bags, to humans wearing other humans, it’s clear that you have to be a special kind of crazy to keep up with it all. But hey, at least it keeps things interesting! Just don’t be surprised if you see your coworkers or friends sporting a tutu and a pair of galoshes, because in the world of fashion, anything is possible.