People Sharing Their Worst First Date Stories

Dating can be painfully difficult… especially if it’s the first date and you don’t know too much about the person you are about to meet. That’s why almost everyone has a few first date horror stories in their back pocket to share with friends. We have compiled a list of some of the worst down below for you to read. So if you’re in a relationship, you can be glad you’ve escaped the cesspool that is modern dating. If you’re single and looking for love, please don’t let this list discourage you. Just open your favorite dating app, and let the fun times begin…

Worst first date.

Took a lady to a nice steakhouse in West Hollywood. In our convo she told me about her drug problem and ability to see lizard people.

My cousin set up a first date for me with a family friend. During a break from dinner, Mr. Man follows me into the ladies’ room, comes up close and says in a low voice, “I shave my butt.”Can’t remember what I said in response but the evening ended abruptly

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Irresistible Homemade Caesar Salad Recipe

How to make delicious caesar salad at home? It’s actually really easy. You have probably heard the saying “any salad can be a caesar salad if you stab it enough”. It’s actually true. What you will need to impress your dinner guests: large mixing bowl, lettuce, 5-10 large knives, caesar salad dressing (picture provided at the end of this post). Croutons and parmesan cheese are optional, you can make awesome caesar salad without them.

Caesar salad recipe.

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Funny And Relatable Tweets About Working Out

Exercise is good for our health… or so they tell us. We log our miles on the treadmill, lift our weights and even do a five-minute cool-down and stretch, just like we’re supposed to. But that doesn’t mean keeping up with our fitness routines is easy. Some days getting to the gym feels like an impossible feat, and no one knows the struggle better than these funny people on Twitter. Read their hilarious stories and take comfort in knowing you are far from alone in your workout woes!

I like going for runs at night because the added fear of being murdered really does wonders for my cardio.

The gym is a place for people carrying out punishments from greek gods, as in a bike that goes nowhere & a weight that falls on your chest.

Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.

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Funny And Very Relatable Tweets About Driving

We just read a statistic that said 73% of Americans consider themselves better-than-average drivers. Though anyone that drives on a regular basis would probably disagree with the reality of this statement. Regardless of whether you consider yourself a good driver or not, you will relate to these funny tweets.

Just because you’re going 5 miles over the speed limit doesn’t mean you can drive in the left lane. Some of us are trying to break the law for real.

“Everyone driving slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac.” -George Carlin

Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because I’m a decent human being

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Low Budget Celebrity Doppelgängers Shared by “Walmart Celebrities” Online Group

The r/WalmartCelebrities subreddit is a group that gathers photos of people who look like off-brand versions of celebrities or other well known characters, and we think it’s brilliant. We have gathered some of our favorite posts from the group down below featuring photos that might make you do a double take and others that might be what your favorite star would look like in a parallel universe.

Low budget celebrity.

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The Full List of Affordable Doctors In America

The United States has one of the highest costs of healthcare in the world. US healthcare system is complex and most costs are market driven. High, unregulated prescription drug costs and healthcare providers’ salaries rank higher than in other western nations. Administrative regulations regarding billing and coding also add to an individual’s cost. That’s why we decided to compile a list of affordable doctors in America. Scroll down and choose your doctor!

The only affordable doctor in America.

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Indian Hills Community In Colorado Has The Funniest Signs

Indian Hills Community in Colorado enjoys a good laugh with their ever-changing and ever-punny signs. Local community center volunteer Vince Rozmiarek is the one to blame, because he’s the one behind all the brilliant puns featured below. For many years he has been posting brilliant dad jokes on the outdoor message board. He volunteers at the center and manages the roadside sign that stands along the only highway in the town of about 1,000 people. You’d think that with such a remote location and small audience, his play-on-words would go largely unnoticed; but with the help of social media, Rozmiarek’s platform has made folks across the world appreciate his sense of humor.

Indian Hills Community sign pun.

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Funny Responses People Had To The New Black Ariel

You’ve probably heard that there’s going to be a live-action remake of “The Little Mermaid”. Not all of the interest is positive and most of the reactions to the film so far have targeted lead actress Halle Bailey, who is black, for playing Ariel. Many people are deeply offended by this, but there’s no reason Ariel couldn’t be black. There’s no historical accuracy to live up to here. Ariel is a fish person. Mermaids do not actually exist. Some people just need to chill and stop being racist.

People are mad that The Little Mermaid is Black? The lady who is also a fish? Who lives under the sea? Whose best friend is a talking crab?

"elves cant be black" "ariel cant be black" bro wtf is this

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