If you have ever experienced the thankless hell that is retail employment, this compilation of memes and tweets about grueling shift work for meager pay will grind your gears, just as capitalism’s gears grind the hopes and dreams of the working class.
InspiroBot is an artificial intelligence dedicated to generating unlimited amounts of unique inspirational quotes for endless enrichment of pointless human existence. The results often turn out to be hilariously dark or pointlessly random. Scroll down to see the funniest examples! If you’re interested in generating your own quotes, visit the website InspiroBot.me
If you have ever spent time going to job interviews and applying for a job, then you know that it can be its own kind of draining full-time work. It’s tiring and demoralizing. Luckily, people on Twitter are poking fun at the whole process. Here are some of the funniest tweets about the time and energy lost while answering to repetitive job interview questions.
Every year, before February 14th, people all around the world pull their wallets out in order to surprise their significant others with a gift. Businesses create all kinds of tacky heart-shaped products in an effort to cash in on the holiday and attract customers. However, not all of these efforts are successful. We’ve gathered some of the worst Valentine’s Day design fails, such as lingerie, candles, and chocolates, to inspire you to keep your eyes open when spending your hard-earned money.
It takes just a short glimpse at the LinkedIn page to realize how insanely successful, hyper-productive, and virtually unstoppable the people on there are. They achieved everything: they secured significant investment, increased company earnings, ensured that their staff felt genuinely loved, raised eight children, went bankrupt, and started life all over again. But there’s something annoying about the hyper-inspirational bullshit going on on this platform, and the Twitter accounts @TheStateOfLinkedIn and @BestofLinkedin are dedicated to exposing the not-so-pretty side of these posts.
In a land far, far away (or not so far if you’re from the state of Washington), back in the early 1980s, the Microsoft Corporation had a dream of building a spreadsheet system that would create horrible worldwide suffering and inspire many amusing memes. That’s right, today we’re talking about Microsoft Excel, your go-to green spreadsheet program. Scroll down to see the funniest Excel memes and don’t forget to show your distaste for Excel in the comment section below!
The bowl cut is a certain hairstyle that has a straight cut all the way around the head, giving it a bowl-like shape. It was once well-liked but has since fallen out of fashion. It lacks any sense of style or flair, the bowl cut is regarded as one of the worst haircuts ever. Even worse than the notorious mullet. If mullet has “business in front and party on the back”, bowl cut has misery all around. Scroll down to see the most horrifying examples!
Gloster canary is a breed of domesticated canary that always has a bad hair day. Originating from England, just like The Beatles who also had horrible haircuts, the breed was developed through selective breeding and has been a pretty popular pet. There are two types of Gloster canaries – coronas and consorts. Corona gloster canaries have a flat, bowl-cut appearance to the feathers on the top of their heads, while consort gloster canaries don’t have this unique and funny-looking crest. Scroll down to see the funniest examples of Gloster canaries and appreciate how lucky you are that your haircut is not this bad!
There’s nothing quite like the feeling of biting into a burger that looks like it’s been run over by a truck. The bun is soggy, the cheese is melted in all the wrong places, and the pickles are in a sad state of disarray. You take another bite, and all you can think is, “Man… My life sure is pathetic.” For our entertainment, many of these times have been documented on an Instagram account called @McSenget. Scroll down to check out all of these pictures customers have shared and try to pick the saddest burger ever.
It is a crime against tea to use a regular, ordinary tea infuser; doing so shows a flagrant disregard for the subtle aromas and flavors that give each cup its unique charm. It’s like committing tea-n-and-run on the finest leaves in the world! But fear not, there’s still hope for redemption! Break free from the shackles of mundane tea infusers and make a statement with one that is quirky and fun. That’s why we rounded up top 10 funniest tea infusers. Scroll down to check them out! P.S. These tea infusers will also pair well with funny mugs that we published previously.
Wish to enjoy tea while embracing your inner sloth? Introducing the sloth tea infuser – a great addition to your lazy tea-sipping routine. This adorable and cuddly tea infuser looks just like a sloth that hangs lazily in your cup while slowly steeping your tea to perfection.
When looking at these crazy outfits collected by @HintMag, you can’t help but wonder if fashion designers are seriously suggesting that this is what people should wear, or they’re just making fun of everyone. This Instagram collects the finest examples of crazy fashion you can find online. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!
Crocs are truly a mystery, aren’t they? Everyone hates them, but they all secretly own a pair. They really do make a pair of Crocs for everyone these days. And if you can’t find the ones you like, you can make your very own unique pair with Croc accessories. Even if you’re a die-hard cowboy/cowgirl, and haven’t found that perfect set of crocs yet, that’s about to change. Let us introduce you to the cowboy boot Crocs! Sure, regular Crocs you can slip right on in an instant, but the question you need to ask yourself is, do they protect against rattle snake bites? The answer is clearly no, unless you own a pair of these fabulous bad boys.
Bats. They have a bad reputation. They’ll fly in your hair! They’ll suck blood from you! They’ve got rabies! The blood-feeding and rabies myths may have a sliver of truth (only three species of bats feed on blood, and less than 1% of bats carry the rabies virus), but these cute animals are most definitely not interested in flying close to your hair and would much rather eat a piece of delicious fruit or some insects.
Ah, the life of a bumblebee. Constantly flying from flower to flower, collecting nectar and spreading pollen. But after a long day of work, even the hardest working bees need a break. Sometimes bumblebees get so tired that they fall asleep in flowers with pollen all over their little furry bee butts, so they end up on this site. Work-life balance is important, folks. Don’t work yourself to death.
Being a parent is similar to being a superhero, except that your goal is to keep your house standing and your kids alive rather than saving the world. You have to preserve some form of your own sanity while also keeping the peace, resolving conflicts, handling finances, cooking, and warding off illnesses. And just when you think you have everything under control, your children find a fresh, original techniques to test your patience. Scroll down to read the funniest parenting tweets and don’t forget to check out Part 1 too.
