1. Buy a set of “Voice Activated” or “Motion Activated” stickers from Amazon, and the possibilities are endless.
2. Go on Facebook or Instagram and comment on a picture that “The three of you look great!” if there are 4 people in the picture.
3. When at work, tell someone: “I’m going to the bathroom do you need anything?”
4. When you shake someone’s hand, move yours left to right. As they do the traditional up and down, a hilarious circle ensues.
5. Fill your medicine cabinet with ping pong balls whenever you host a party at your home.
6. Say “no pun intended” after a sentence where there was clearly no pun.
7. When driving around city wave at random people as if you knew them. Hilarious to see instant confusion on their faces.
8. Ask, “What was your (or your wife’s/husband’s/sister’s/etc…) name again?” After they answer, shake your head and say, “No… that’s not it.”
9. After giving a compliment, say “no offense” and watch them struggle to find the non-existent insult.
10. Look at a non reflective surface and doing stuff like fixing your hair and checking if there’s something in your teeth.
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