Usually “Top 30… something” lists include the best stuff. We, however, like to make lists of the worst things. After stupid puns list and worst British problems list, it’s only fair to take a look at Irish jokes that are so bad, they’re kinda funny.
1. What’s the difference between God and Bono? God doesn’t wander around Dublin thinking he’s Bono.
2. How can Irish people tell when it’s summer? The rain gets warmer.
3. What’s an Irish seven-course meal? A six-pack and a potato.
4. What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk.
5. Why are there no Irish lawyers? Because none of them could pass the bar.
6. Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe? Its population is always Dublin.
7. Never iron a four-leaf clover… You don’t want to press your luck.
8. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? They’re always a little short.
9. What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
10. What do you call an Irishman covered in boils? A leper-chaun.
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