Creep Out Your Neighborhood With Baby Doll Head Planters!

To be fair, reusing an old doll head is more eco-friendly than buying a new pot. It’s up to you whether or not it’s worth it. For us, we’ll take a larger carbon footprint in exchange for not being menaced by these tiny monstrosities found via #DollPlanters Instagram trend. If you wish to take part in this nightmare-inducing trend, but don’t have a creepy baby doll head laying around, you can purchase these planters from hell from various Etsy stores.

Creepy baby doll head planter.

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Snittens: Mittens Made Specifically To Wipe Your Snot

Remember Shittens we featured some time ago? Well, there’s a new similar product, but this time for your nose. Snittens are winter gloves that are made specifically for wiping your nose while outside on extra cold days. You probably already wipe your nose on your jacket sleeve, so why not just use these extra soft snot absorbing gloves instead. Just don’t go shaking anyone’s hand with them on after using them…

Snittens snot wiping mittens.

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So “Edible Anus” Chocolate Buttholes Are a Thing…

Yes, the title is correct, there really is a chocolate brand that makes and sells candy that looks like a human butthole. “Edible Anus” Belgian chocolates are handmade in the UK and the company claims its brown star mold comes from a sphincter model whose trunk is as fine as the chocolates themselves. They believe their anus range of confections can “dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class, and sexual orientation”. You can get them on Amazon and, as you can see from the pictures below, people actually are buying and eating them. We truly live in an amazing time!

Taste the brown star!

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Middle Finger Key Holder: Brilliant Invention!

This attention-grabbing flipping key holder will all but guarantee that you never leave your keys behind. The moment that you hang your keys on this seemingly inconspicuous key holder, the middle finger shoots straight up. Brilliant, isn’t it? Actually it’s more than just brilliant, it’s pure genius! This just might be the greatest invention since the wheel, electricity, and penicillin!

Middle finger key holder.

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TL;DR Wikipedia For Lazy People

We are all familiar with Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia that is free to the public. Now, however, there’s a sarcastic and hilarious spoof of the famous online encyclopedia on Instagram called TL;DR Wikipedia that provides entries in a significantly shorter (and funnier) format. Perfect for lazy people that don’t want to read long articles.

Explained by TL;DR Wikipedia.

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Men Are Decorating Their Beards With Flowers For The Summer

It’s not easy to be a fashionable man in this day and age when everything changes so fast. Regular boring beard is no longer enough. Now you have to put flowers into your beard to keep up with the times… and indeed many men around the world are letting flowers to bloom all over the Instagram with the #FlowerBeard trend. Scroll down for some of the finest specimens!

Flower beard.

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Giant Stuffed Tarantula: The Best Gift For Someone With Arachnophobia

What is arachnophobia? It is an intense fear of spiders. Many fears seems reasonable. We all try to avoid things that make us feel uncomfortable. The difference between a fear and a phobia is that a phobia is an intense and irrational fear toward one or more things or situations. Even though spiders have cute little paws, many people fear or at least dislike them. If you have someone in your life who has arachnophobia, these giant 75 inch (190 cm) tarantulas made by LifelikeSpiderArt Etsy store would be the perfect gift.

Giant stuffed tarantula.

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