It’s much more fun to have frenemies rather than just plain old boring friends, because you can send embarrassing postal prank boxes to them. The list below is packed full of hilarious examples you can order from this Etsy store. Remember to add signed for delivery and time it when your friend’s mom or partner are home!
We have this thing with hating on cowboy boot mashups here on this site. Previous examples of our posts include cowboy boot sandals and cowboy boot sneakers. We have nothing against cowboy boots, but there’s something about adding an additional (and uncalled for) new element to the boot that doesn’t jive with us. For instance, cowboy boot roller skates.
If you’re into a gardening in the slightest, you’ve no doubt heard of a terracotta planter, but what about a Terracocktus planter? Because that’s exactly what this is called. It’s a terracotta planter that’s shaped like a pair of balls and is specifically meant for growing cacti of all shapes and sizes, whether they’re extra long, extra short, or extra thick, your cactus plant belongs in this planter! Finally! Finally you have a chance to grow a cactus in a planter you have always dreamed of having!
It’s not easy being British. Actually, it’s quite complicated and challenging. The daily struggles of British people are truly enormous. Scroll down to read some of the worst of very British problems!
1. When you run out of Yorkshire tea bags at work and now you have to drink Tetley like some kind of animal.
2. When you are so British you can’t even say thank you. Shopkeeper: “There you go.” Me: “Nice one mate thanks cheers pal have a good day yeah cheers!”
3. Seeing a viral video on social media then seeing the BBC news talk about it 9 days later.
4. The panic of remembering a cup of tea and thinking its gone cold, checking the cup and being relieved that you just forgot that you drank it already, followed by the crippling sadness at the realisation that you don’t have a cup of tea.
5. When you make an eye contact with a stranger on the tube and you both look away out of the window, but your reflections make eye contact.
6. When you order a “Full English Breakfast” and it comes with ONE sausage, ONE rasher of bacon, ONE egg and a F***ING RAMEKIN of beans.
7. The most natural antidepressant you can have, if you are feeling down in the dumps, is to visit Blackpool. You will leave uplifted at the fact that no matter how bad things are, it could be worse. You could live in Blackpool.
8. When you hear someone say “chips and fish” and have to recover for weeks from the discomfort that this phrase inflicted.
9. When you ask a non-British person how their weekend was, and they actually answer instead of saying “Fine, thanks!”
10. Having to add “UK” after searching up a city or county because it comes up with the American place that stole the name.
Dogs in IKEA bags? What? Why are people walking their dogs in IKEA bags? In some cities (New York City for example) it’s prohibited to take your dog for a subway ride unless it fits in a bag: “No person may bring any animal on or into any conveyance or facility unless enclosed in a container.” However the rules doesn’t say anything about the size of the animal, and as you can see from this gallery, some people got really creative in order to avoid a fine. If you want to join this unusual trend, but don’t have an IKEA store nearby, you can purchase IKEA bags on Amazon.
Your dog showers your family with unconditional love, affection, and loyalty, so to return the favor many dog owners are throwing awesome birthday parties for their pets. It’s also a great way to improve your mood if you’re feeling down – planning the ultimate dog’s birthday party is a surefire mood booster. In fact, just looking at photos of dogs celebrating a birthday bash will immediately subtract 50 points off your rage-o-meter. Scroll down and see for yourself!
These scrotum shaped stress balls aptly named Stressticles is a vulgar way to take out your stress at the office or at home. Simply grab the dangling balls in your hand, and whenever you feel your stress levels rising, give the balls a quick squeeze and tug. Now the only thing you have to worry about is Karen from HR walking in on you squeezing your balls underneath your job desk.
In today’s epizode of “Weird stuff people buy” we have Inflatable Jesus blow-up doll that people are actually buying (for some strange reason). Maybe they choosing to have Jesus in their lives in a more literal way…
Congratulations, young parents! You have survived pregnancy and accepted the challenging task of caring for someone (other than yourself). This illustrated guide outlines safe baby handling tips you will need to know. Follow along and you should be ok. For the full list check out Safe Baby Handling Tips book by David and Kelly Sopp which you can get on Amazon.
The only thing better than a good pun is a really, really bad one. You know the kind we’re talking about, the stupid puns and one-liners so ridiculous and dumb that they make you cringe, and you laugh even though your brain is shouting at you, “Come on! That’s an insult to both of us!” Listed below is a list of 50 such puns. Scroll down to start your suffering!
1. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
2. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray… is now a seasoned veteran.
3. What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
4. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
5. Duracell bunny was arrested yesterday. He was charged with battery.
6. How do make holy water. You boil the hell out of it.
7. Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
8. When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof… I was shocked.
9. Why do you never hear a pterodactyl use a toilet? Because the p is silent.
10. I made a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.
If you have been thinking about a career change, you should consider becoming a dog. It’s a good life with many perks. We sincerely hope this guide by LastLemon.com will help you to achieve your life-long dream to become a dog.
This year marks the 110th anniversary of the Titanic’s doomed voyage, and it appears as though several people haven’t been paying attention to the news – or anything. There are plenty of people on Twitter who didn’t realize the Titanic was not just a movie. It’s official: humans are doomed to go extinct. We have no hope.
Snakes don’t always have the best reputation and are certainly not the cutest, but it turns out that all they needed were some expressive arms. It changes everything! Scroll down to check them out for yourself!
Some words are spelled the same but pronounced differently, others sound alike yet have completely separate meanings. Language is a confusing thing that sometimes lead to misheard words… which lead to funny conversations. And that’s exactly what this post is all about. Scroll down to see the funniest examples from @im_all_id Twitter thread!
We analysed thousands of “Would you rather?” questions and put together a top 50 list of the hardest (and funniest) questions that will make you reeeeally think. This post will be extremely useful for those who are bored out of their mind or are currently taking a dump with phone in their hands.
1. Would you rather Jell-o wrestle nude in front of your family or wear a diaper and act like a baby in front of someone you have a crush on?
2. Would you rather be unable to tell difference between toddlers and muffins or change gender every time you sneezed?
3. Would you rather begin every sentence with “Hey idiot…” or end every sentence with “…Ha ha, I was just kidding.”?
4. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with an old lady and her 3 wet dogs or 3 fat men with bad breath?
5. Would you rather have only two long yellow front teeth like a beaver or no teeth at all?
6. Would you rather be stoned to death by pickles or drown in mayonnaise?
7. Would you rather have to watch your parents every time they make out or join in once?
8. Would you rather become 2% more like a goat every year or have everyone over the age of 80 try to kill you when they see you?
9. Would you rather have to announce to everyone around you whenever you have to fart or pee your pants daily?
10. Would you rather save a child’s life and have everyone think you tried to kill him or let the child die and be remembered as the hero who tried to save him?