Album Covers That Tried To Look Sexy, But Failed Miserably

While looking through bad album cover designs, we noticed how some of the cover models must have thought how goddamn hot they looked or that the persona they chose for themselves was one of pure sex and charisma and they just had to share it with the world… and we’re glad they did because now we have something to laugh about.

Sexy album cover fail.

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Funny Mother’s Day Cards

Don’t you just hate the boring, corny Mother’s Day cards you can find in mainstream stores each year as soon as May 8th is approaching? We do. So we spent some time browsing around Etsy to bring together a gallery of Mother’s Day cards that are actually funny. No more of that Hallmark bullshit, let’s support small businesses instead!

Funny Mother's Day card.
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Putin Toilet Paper Is Getting Popular

These toilet paper rolls are on a mission to promote a better wiping experience for millions of people worldwide while providing a way to communicate their political hatred. You can choose from several styles on Amazon or Etsy. As you can see from the pictures below, many satisfied customers are already enjoying their improved wiping experience. When the war finally ends, these will probably be in every hotel toilet in Ukraine.

Putin toilet paper.

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Top 30 Worst Irish Jokes

Usually “Top 30… something” lists include the best stuff. We, however, like to make lists of the worst things. After stupid puns list and worst British problems list, it’s only fair to take a look at Irish jokes that are so bad, they’re kinda funny.

1. What’s the difference between God and Bono? God doesn’t wander around Dublin thinking he’s Bono.

2. How can Irish people tell when it’s summer? The rain gets warmer.

3. What’s an Irish seven-course meal? A six-pack and a potato.

4. What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk.

5. Why are there no Irish lawyers? Because none of them could pass the bar.

6. Did you hear Ireland is the fastest-growing country in Europe? Its population is always Dublin.

7. Never iron a four-leaf clover… You don’t want to press your luck.

8. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? They’re always a little short.

9. What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.

10. What do you call an Irishman covered in boils? A leper-chaun.

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Funny Tip Jar Signs

Funny tip jar signs are a great way to squeeze every last cent out of people at any place of business that underpays employees as much as it overcharges customers. When creativity is pretty much at a standstill at any job that requires tip jars, creative approach to tip jarts often not only provide workers with an outlet, but also give customers a smile… and a reason to actually use it. Scroll down to see some of the funniest examples – you may even steal an idea for your own tip jar (if you are a business owner)!

Funny tip jar sign.

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Postal Prank Boxes To Send Your Frenemies

It’s much more fun to have frenemies rather than just plain old boring friends, because you can send embarrassing postal prank boxes to them. The list below is packed full of hilarious examples you can order from this Etsy store. Remember to add signed for delivery and time it when your friend’s mom or partner are home!

Postal prank box.

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This Balls Shaped Planter Lets You Grow The Perfect Sized Cactus

If you’re into a gardening in the slightest, you’ve no doubt heard of a terracotta planter, but what about a Terracocktus planter? Because that’s exactly what this is called. It’s a terracotta planter that’s shaped like a pair of balls and is specifically meant for growing cacti of all shapes and sizes, whether they’re extra long, extra short, or extra thick, your cactus plant belongs in this planter! Finally! Finally you have a chance to grow a cactus in a planter you have always dreamed of having!

Balls shaped cactus planter.

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Top 50 Very British Problems

It’s not easy being British. Actually, it’s quite complicated and challenging. The daily struggles of British people are truly enormous. Scroll down to read some of the worst of very British problems!

1. When you run out of Yorkshire tea bags at work and now you have to drink Tetley like some kind of animal.

2. When you are so British you can’t even say thank you. Shopkeeper: “There you go.” Me: “Nice one mate thanks cheers pal have a good day yeah cheers!”

3. Seeing a viral video on social media then seeing the BBC news talk about it 9 days later.

4. The panic of remembering a cup of tea and thinking its gone cold, checking the cup and being relieved that you just forgot that you drank it already, followed by the crippling sadness at the realisation that you don’t have a cup of tea.

5. When you make an eye contact with a stranger on the tube and you both look away out of the window, but your reflections make eye contact.

6. When you order a “Full English Breakfast” and it comes with ONE sausage, ONE rasher of bacon, ONE egg and a F***ING RAMEKIN of beans.

7. The most natural antidepressant you can have, if you are feeling down in the dumps, is to visit Blackpool. You will leave uplifted at the fact that no matter how bad things are, it could be worse. You could live in Blackpool.

8. When you hear someone say “chips and fish” and have to recover for weeks from the discomfort that this phrase inflicted.

9. When you ask a non-British person how their weekend was, and they actually answer instead of saying “Fine, thanks!”

10. Having to add “UK” after searching up a city or county because it comes up with the American place that stole the name.

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Dogs In IKEA Bags

Dogs in IKEA bags? What? Why are people walking their dogs in IKEA bags? In some cities (New York City for example) it’s prohibited to take your dog for a subway ride unless it fits in a bag: “No person may bring any animal on or into any conveyance or facility unless enclosed in a container.” However the rules doesn’t say anything about the size of the animal, and as you can see from this gallery, some people got really creative in order to avoid a fine. If you want to join this unusual trend, but don’t have an IKEA store nearby, you can purchase IKEA bags on Amazon.

Dog in IKEA bag.

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Dogs Celebrating Birthdays

Your dog showers your family with unconditional love, affection, and loyalty, so to return the favor many dog owners are throwing awesome birthday parties for their pets. It’s also a great way to improve your mood if you’re feeling down – planning the ultimate dog’s birthday party is a surefire mood booster. In fact, just looking at photos of dogs celebrating a birthday bash will immediately subtract 50 points off your rage-o-meter. Scroll down and see for yourself!

Dog celebrating birthday.

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