These scrotum shaped stress balls aptly named Stressticles is a vulgar way to take out your stress at the office or at home. Simply grab the dangling balls in your hand, and whenever you feel your stress levels rising, give the balls a quick squeeze and tug. Now the only thing you have to worry about is Karen from HR walking in on you squeezing your balls underneath your job desk.
In today’s epizode of “Weird stuff people buy” we have Inflatable Jesus blow-up doll that people are actually buying (for some strange reason). Maybe they choosing to have Jesus in their lives in a more literal way…
Congratulations, young parents! You have survived pregnancy and accepted the challenging task of caring for someone (other than yourself). This illustrated guide outlines safe baby handling tips you will need to know. Follow along and you should be ok. For the full list check out Safe Baby Handling Tips book by David and Kelly Sopp which you can get on Amazon.
The only thing better than a good pun is a really, really bad one. You know the kind we’re talking about, the stupid puns and one-liners so ridiculous and dumb that they make you cringe, and you laugh even though your brain is shouting at you, “Come on! That’s an insult to both of us!” Listed below is a list of 50 such puns. Scroll down to start your suffering!
1. I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
2. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray… is now a seasoned veteran.
3. What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
4. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
5. Duracell bunny was arrested yesterday. He was charged with battery.
6. How do make holy water. You boil the hell out of it.
7. Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
8. When I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof… I was shocked.
9. Why do you never hear a pterodactyl use a toilet? Because the p is silent.
10. I made a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.
If you have been thinking about a career change, you should consider becoming a dog. It’s a good life with many perks. We sincerely hope this guide by LastLemon.com will help you to achieve your life-long dream to become a dog.
This year marks the 110th anniversary of the Titanic’s doomed voyage, and it appears as though several people haven’t been paying attention to the news – or anything. There are plenty of people on Twitter who didn’t realize the Titanic was not just a movie. It’s official: humans are doomed to go extinct. We have no hope.
Some words are spelled the same but pronounced differently, others sound alike yet have completely separate meanings. Language is a confusing thing that sometimes lead to misheard words… which lead to funny conversations. And that’s exactly what this post is all about. Scroll down to see the funniest examples from @im_all_id Twitter thread!
We analysed thousands of “Would you rather?” questions and put together a top 50 list of the hardest (and funniest) questions that will make you reeeeally think. This post will be extremely useful for those who are bored out of their mind or are currently taking a dump with phone in their hands.
1. Would you rather Jell-o wrestle nude in front of your family or wear a diaper and act like a baby in front of someone you have a crush on?
2. Would you rather be unable to tell difference between toddlers and muffins or change gender every time you sneezed?
3. Would you rather begin every sentence with “Hey idiot…” or end every sentence with “…Ha ha, I was just kidding.”?
4. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with an old lady and her 3 wet dogs or 3 fat men with bad breath?
5. Would you rather have only two long yellow front teeth like a beaver or no teeth at all?
6. Would you rather be stoned to death by pickles or drown in mayonnaise?
7. Would you rather have to watch your parents every time they make out or join in once?
8. Would you rather become 2% more like a goat every year or have everyone over the age of 80 try to kill you when they see you?
9. Would you rather have to announce to everyone around you whenever you have to fart or pee your pants daily?
10. Would you rather save a child’s life and have everyone think you tried to kill him or let the child die and be remembered as the hero who tried to save him?
Johan Karlgren is a Swedish artist who creates interactive street art that makes his surroundings a lot more fun. His works are inspired by his passion – old video games, and that’s why all his characters that invade the streets are pixelated. Johan’s pixel art can be usually found on everyday objects, such as traffic signs, pipes, sculptures, fences and many more. They are wisely incorporated into the functions of those objects which gives them new a meaning. Scroll down to see them for yourself!
Are you looking for the best treat for dogs? One that’s not too expensive, is healthy for your pet, and is also hilarious to watch? Well, you’ve come to the right place! This gallery proves that all your dog needs is a hollow bone. It will provide good nutrition for your pup, and countless hours of entertainment for you.
This one piece swimsuit that you can get on Amazon features the portly chest of a hairy man covering the entire front of the suit, and a hairy back on the back of it. As you can see from the pictures below, people are actually buying this atrocity and showing off on Instagram. Would you wear it in public (and pay for the privilege)? Let us know in the comments!
This pencil sharpener has taken Etsy by storm and reached a bestseller status. You use it like any other ordinary pencil sharpener: you PUTIN the pencil in his bum and sharpen it just like the good old days before mechanical pencils.
Every now and then, a photo so ambiguous emerges, it’s just begging to be featured on the subreddit r/PhotoshopBattles. In this post we have once again brought together the best entries from recent Photoshop battles. Scroll down to check them out, and don’t forget to visit Part 1!
Sometimes dogs need to hide, especially when they have chewed on something their owner values. Just like young children they often fail at playing hide-and-seek. These terrible attempts provide dog owners with cute and hilarious photos. Scroll down for some of the funniest examples!
$5200. That’s how much money we all need to “add to our budget” a year to make up for the inflation, according to Bloomberg economists. About $2,200 of that inflation tax will come from pricier food and energy, they added. And that, ladies and gentlemen, boils down to an extra $433 per month on the same goods and services as last year. So you better stop being poor immediately!
As you can suspect, the headline went viral on social media and in no time, and sarcastic reactions flooded Twitter with comments like “Should that come out of my caviar budget, or should I downsize my yacht?” and ” Should I make the third home a rental property?”