Have you ever wanted to joke about catching a lobster with your bare feet? Of course you have! Well… Now you finally can! Finally there’s a footwear product that boosts your fashion sense to lobster-level heights. If you are looking for a fun flip-flop to use around the house or a beach sandal with personality, you might want to get yourself a pair of these lobster shaped slippers!
How did we found out that this hilariously dumb sock design exists? Thanks to @ojedge Twitter post of his girlfriend mistakenly buying Tupac socks instead of two-pack of socks. The socks with bandana accessories stitched to the sides are designed by label Stance and are available on Amazon. They pay tribute in a striking way to late rapper Tupac Shakur, who was shot to death in 1996. The sock incorporates a bandana that ties a knot around the cuff on an illustrated graphic print of one of the entertainer’s most iconic photos.
Let’s talk about a gift that keeps on giving: Creative Cursing flip book. It’s divided down the middle to create two-part curse words as delightful as “Jerk Waffle” or “Fart Gobbler”. Half of them don’t even make any sense, but they still will make you chuckle in an utterly childish way.
For the most part, women tend to have a longer average life expectancy than men. While scientists have some theories on the issue, we think that these funny pictures perfectly explain the disparity.
Twitter power user and “world’s wealthiest man”, through a letter sent Friday from his lawyers to the social network, officially claimed that he was nixing the pact reached in April because Twitter “appears to have made false and misleading representations,” including “dramatically understating the proportion of spam and false accounts.” Why he failed to conduct due diligence on this issue prior to clinching an acquisition agreement is unclear. Naturally, Twitter users had a field day with this latest development, happily posting memes, jokes and barbed critiques about Musk’s failure to deliver on his promise.
Brighten the daily lives of countless strangers by sticking this Rick Roll QR code decal onto any flat surface! The moment this sticker is scanned, it takes you to Rick Astley’s classic Never Gonna Give You Up music video. It’s waterproof and UV fade-resistant, so as long as nobody rips it off with their hands, it will troll people for years.
When you point your phone camera at a random thing on the street, you usually don’t expect much. But in the vast sea of dull photos that fill your camera roll, some may stand out. Call it a miracle, or a lovely surprise, but if you feel like a photo you just snapped is superior in composition, style, lighting, and somewhat resembles a classical painting, it may be that you have just encountered “accidental Renaissance”.
Throughout history, our planet has witnessed a number of industrial booms: steel; assembly lines; internet… It’s about time we announce an addition to that list: startups that let you anonymously send stupid prank items to your enemies. If you are looking to exact revenge on a person you hate, this article will lead you to some of the best websites that will allow you to send prank mail anonymously so it is never traced back to you.
1. A bag of d*cks. How do you win an argument? Tell them to eat a bag of d*cks. Simple as that. However, it is not enough to just say the phrase. There’s something immensely special about physically providing the said bag of d*cks along with your assertion. And these d*cks are delicious so you can rest assured your recipient will truly eat a bag of d*cks.
2. Poop. A company called ShitExpress lets you use Bitcoin to anonymously send poop to your enemies. It’s not human poop, but elephant or horse poop – organic, wet animal poop. It costs $16.95 to send a package of the previously-mentioned excrement anywhere in the world. ShitExpress’ services have been so popular, the company reportedly earns $10,000 in a good month.
3. Glitter. This company lets you mail glitter to your enemy for only $9.99. The glitter bomb comes with a nice little note that tells your enemy exactly why they are getting glitter-bombed. And for few extra dollars, you get to double the glitter in the bomb. Since glitter is not good for the planet, you would be also making the world a worse place for all of us.
4. Fake lottery tickets. These fake lottery tickets and scratch cards will have them believing that they have won. You can just sit back and imagine their disappointment when they realize it’s not real. The letdown will be pretty severe, making it a perfect revenge prank gift.
5. A brick. This is the closest you can get to throwing a brick at your enemy without going to jail. For less than $20 this service will send a brick to your enemy anonymously. Of course, if you want to add a message on your brick, that can be arranged.
Once in a while, you might see a t-shirt with a message that has been tailored very specifically to someone. Not necessarily you or a general crowd, just… someone. Here’s where @ShirtsThtGoHard comes into the picture. They have a great collection of weirdly specific t-shirts that that are vaguely threatening for no reason. Scroll down for our favorite picks!
Dogs do some of their own grooming but every once in a while they need a little help. Yoriko Hamachiyo, a dog grooming specialist from Japan, has taken it a step further. She has had a dog spa and salon called Yorikokoro and has mastered the craft of transforming cute puppies into perfect fluff balls. These photos really are not photoshopped, Yoriko Hamachiyo has mastered the dog grooming craft of transforming dogs into flawless circles!
English teachers have the inconsiderate habit of assigning mammoth-sized works of literature to read and then actually expecting you to do it. This wouldn’t be so bad except that invariably the requisite reading is as boring as fly fishing in an empty lake. Half of those books don’t even have discernible plots. Worry no more. Your troubles are over. Here’s a list of classic literature boiled down to its essence, extracting all the filler (and believe us, there’s a lot of it). In just few seconds, you can read entire books and learn everything your teachers will expect you to know. Please note: we can’t be held responsible if you write a book report or research paper using our site and don’t get a good grade.
The novelty retailer Archie McPhee is selling a portable tin that contains Emergency Googly Eyes that conveniently stick onto inanimate objects for quick personification. The can contains 20 pairs of googly eyes in four different sizes that will make anything a little more anthropomorphic.
Why do some cats hate cuddling? Because they are God’s perfect killing machines, but they only weigh 8 lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them. In their own little mades they’re ferocious lions, not cute little babies.
