This Crotch Cannon Allows You To Perform Hands-Free Car Washing

Australian company Bowden’s Own has invented a Crotch Cannon that allows you to wash your car in “a more natural way” without using your hands at all. The car shampoo bottle is secured on the back to give weight balance, lowering your chance of fatigue during use. The company claims that performing longer or multiple car washes in a row will “only increase your foaming pleasure”. The product costs $149.99 and is currently sold out. If you wish to buy it, you should keep an eye on their site for updates.

Crotch cannon car washing.

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Taxidermy Chicken Lamps by Sebastian Errazuriz

Sebastian Errazuriz is Brooklyn-based designer known for exploring themes of life and death… at least according to his Artsy profile page. According to what we see, he really likes to stick lightbulbs in the butts of dead chicken. Each of these creations are one-of-a-kind, they are for sale, but the price is not disclosed. Probably some eccentric rich guy who’s looking for new lamp for a ranch will buy them…

Chicken lamp.

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