What better way to enjoy your morning coffee than from a mug that makes fun of your belly fat? You can also use it for tea, hot chocolate, milk, or your failed dreams to start exercising and eating healthy. Available on Amazon or Etsy.
Evil Prank: Rick Roll QR Code Sticker
Brighten the daily lives of countless strangers by sticking this Rick Roll QR code decal onto any flat surface! The moment this sticker is scanned, it takes you to Rick Astley’s classic Never Gonna Give You Up music video. It’s waterproof and UV fade-resistant, so as long as nobody rips it off with their hands, it will troll people for years.
People Who Took a Photo And Realized It’s “Accidental Renaissance”
When you point your phone camera at a random thing on the street, you usually don’t expect much. But in the vast sea of dull photos that fill your camera roll, some may stand out. Call it a miracle, or a lovely surprise, but if you feel like a photo you just snapped is superior in composition, style, lighting, and somewhat resembles a classical painting, it may be that you have just encountered “accidental Renaissance”.
10 Funny Things To Send Your Enemies In The Mail
Throughout history, our planet has witnessed a number of industrial booms: steel; assembly lines; internet… It’s about time we announce an addition to that list: startups that let you anonymously send stupid prank items to your enemies. If you are looking to exact revenge on a person you hate, this article will lead you to some of the best websites that will allow you to send prank mail anonymously so it is never traced back to you.
1. A bag of d*cks. How do you win an argument? Tell them to eat a bag of d*cks. Simple as that. However, it is not enough to just say the phrase. There’s something immensely special about physically providing the said bag of d*cks along with your assertion. And these d*cks are delicious so you can rest assured your recipient will truly eat a bag of d*cks.
2. Poop. A company called ShitExpress lets you use Bitcoin to anonymously send poop to your enemies. It’s not human poop, but elephant or horse poop – organic, wet animal poop. It costs $16.95 to send a package of the previously-mentioned excrement anywhere in the world. ShitExpress’ services have been so popular, the company reportedly earns $10,000 in a good month.
3. Glitter. This company lets you mail glitter to your enemy for only $9.99. The glitter bomb comes with a nice little note that tells your enemy exactly why they are getting glitter-bombed. And for few extra dollars, you get to double the glitter in the bomb. Since glitter is not good for the planet, you would be also making the world a worse place for all of us.
4. Fake lottery tickets. These fake lottery tickets and scratch cards will have them believing that they have won. You can just sit back and imagine their disappointment when they realize it’s not real. The letdown will be pretty severe, making it a perfect revenge prank gift.
5. A brick. This is the closest you can get to throwing a brick at your enemy without going to jail. For less than $20 this service will send a brick to your enemy anonymously. Of course, if you want to add a message on your brick, that can be arranged.
Weird T-Shirts With Very Confusing Messages
Once in a while, you might see a t-shirt with a message that has been tailored very specifically to someone. Not necessarily you or a general crowd, just… someone. Here’s where @ShirtsThtGoHard comes into the picture. They have a great collection of weirdly specific t-shirts that that are vaguely threatening for no reason. Scroll down for our favorite picks!
Round Dog Grooming by Yoriko Hamachiyo
Dogs do some of their own grooming but every once in a while they need a little help. Yoriko Hamachiyo, a dog grooming specialist from Japan, has taken it a step further. She has had a dog spa and salon called Yorikokoro and has mastered the craft of transforming cute puppies into perfect fluff balls. These photos really are not photoshopped, Yoriko Hamachiyo has mastered the dog grooming craft of transforming dogs into flawless circles!
Ultra-Condensed Classic Books
English teachers have the inconsiderate habit of assigning mammoth-sized works of literature to read and then actually expecting you to do it. This wouldn’t be so bad except that invariably the requisite reading is as boring as fly fishing in an empty lake. Half of those books don’t even have discernible plots. Worry no more. Your troubles are over. Here’s a list of classic literature boiled down to its essence, extracting all the filler (and believe us, there’s a lot of it). In just few seconds, you can read entire books and learn everything your teachers will expect you to know. Please note: we can’t be held responsible if you write a book report or research paper using our site and don’t get a good grade.
Emergency Googly Eyes For Quick Personification of Objects
The novelty retailer Archie McPhee is selling a portable tin that contains Emergency Googly Eyes that conveniently stick onto inanimate objects for quick personification. The can contains 20 pairs of googly eyes in four different sizes that will make anything a little more anthropomorphic.
Cats That Really Hate Cuddling
Why do some cats hate cuddling? Because they are God’s perfect killing machines, but they only weigh 8 lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them. In their own little mades they’re ferocious lions, not cute little babies.
Kevin And Friends: Dark Comics About Horribly Optimistic Kevin
Most optimists can be a little pessimistic at times, and no matter how much they want to believe their glass will always be half full they know sometimes it’s just plain empty, and there are no more free refills. But eternally cheerful guy Kevin sees the silver lining on every mushroom cloud and gold nuggets in every pile of poop. Comic strip Kevin & Friends shows how sickening an eternal optimist can be. It’s demotivational, dark and disgusting in all the right ways, and even though life sucks for saccharine Kevin his misfortune makes us smile, so that makes it all worthwhile, right?
Cats Before And After Bath
These pictures are truly heartbreaking. You can see a silent scream for help in every single one of these photos. The other thing you will notice: the look of betrayal. Those eyes are saying: “I trusted you… Now I’ll have to murder you in your sleep, human.”
Cats Silently Judging Your Poor Life Decisions
You can almost hear them saying “I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed”. Please rethink your poor life choices so that these cats can stop judging you. Turn you life around!
Why So Many Medieval Manuscripts Depict Violent Rabbits?
Medieval art sure is weird. We’ve already featured people happily dying, battle snails and cats licking their butts galleries that dived deep into the craziness of medieval drawings. But there’s one more mystery to solve: why were the artists of that era so obsessed with depicting murderous rabbits? Scroll down to see the examples and read the explanation!
Weird Instagram Trend: Glitter Beard
Meanwhile on Instagram, men have been sporting a glitter beard… For those who wish to participate in this trend and help to pollute our planet with microplastics here’s what you must do: Step 1: Grow a beard. Step 2: Put some glitter in it. Step 3: Post a picture on Instagram with #GlitterBeard tag. Step 4: Collect your likes.
Taxidermy Mouse Doing Things
Have you ever wanted to have a taxidermy mouse in your home? What about taxidermy mouse that’s doing various things that only humans do? Well, you are in luck! Taxidermy Tom is here to help you. He has makes and sells the exact thing on his Etsy store. As Tom himself puts it: “They’re great fun to make and I love giving them different personalities and costumes. I have lots of ideas in the pipeline, the only limit is my imagination.”
