This Crotch Cannon Allows You To Perform Hands-Free Car Washing

Australian company Bowden’s Own has invented a Crotch Cannon that allows you to wash your car in “a more natural way” without using your hands at all. The car shampoo bottle is secured on the back to give weight balance, lowering your chance of fatigue during use. The company claims that performing longer or multiple car washes in a row will “only increase your foaming pleasure”. The product costs $149.99 and is currently sold out. If you wish to buy it, you should keep an eye on their site for updates.

Crotch cannon car washing.

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Taxidermy Chicken Lamps by Sebastian Errazuriz

Sebastian Errazuriz is Brooklyn-based designer known for exploring themes of life and death… at least according to his Artsy profile page. According to what we see, he really likes to stick lightbulbs in the butts of dead chicken. Each of these creations are one-of-a-kind, they are for sale, but the price is not disclosed. Probably some eccentric rich guy who’s looking for new lamp for a ranch will buy them…

Chicken lamp.

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Since Putin Hates LGBTQ Community, Internet Users Have Started Photoshopping Him With Rainbows

It’s a well known fact that Vladimir Putin is strongly against the LGTBQ community and being gay in Russia is not just complicated, it’s dangerous. “Gay propaganda” is prohibited, and that includes rainbows. Putin a Rainbow site however thinks that rainbows are beautiful and that the world looks much better with more rainbows, not less. The punishment for offenders who distribute, retweet or share these images in Russia is 15 days in prison or a fine of 3,000 rubles.

Rainbow Putin.

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