Wearing a jean speedo is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you are really bold you’ll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You’ll probably get tossed out, but you’ll look and taste good doing it. Btw, these should be paired with mullet socks for optimal results.