It’s not easy being British. Actually, it’s quite complicated and challenging. The daily struggles of British people are truly enormous. Scroll down to read some of the worst of very British problems!
1. When you run out of Yorkshire tea bags at work and now you have to drink Tetley like some kind of animal.
2. When you are so British you can’t even say thank you. Shopkeeper: “There you go.” Me: “Nice one mate thanks cheers pal have a good day yeah cheers!”
3. Seeing a viral video on social media then seeing the BBC news talk about it 9 days later.
4. The panic of remembering a cup of tea and thinking its gone cold, checking the cup and being relieved that you just forgot that you drank it already, followed by the crippling sadness at the realisation that you don’t have a cup of tea.
5. When you make an eye contact with a stranger on the tube and you both look away out of the window, but your reflections make eye contact.
6. When you order a “Full English Breakfast” and it comes with ONE sausage, ONE rasher of bacon, ONE egg and a F***ING RAMEKIN of beans.
7. The most natural antidepressant you can have, if you are feeling down in the dumps, is to visit Blackpool. You will leave uplifted at the fact that no matter how bad things are, it could be worse. You could live in Blackpool.
8. When you hear someone say “chips and fish” and have to recover for weeks from the discomfort that this phrase inflicted.
9. When you ask a non-British person how their weekend was, and they actually answer instead of saying “Fine, thanks!”
10. Having to add “UK” after searching up a city or county because it comes up with the American place that stole the name.
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