Have you ever wanted a gift that just screamed “OMG, I’ve severed an artery! Am I about to hit the end game at life?” You have? Really? How about a bath mat that makes it look like you just walked through a crime scene? That should do it! Meet the Bloody Bath Mat! The color changing bath mat that becomes bloody red when it gets wet.
Jana Miller has been collecting and processing bones and other things of nature for 35 years. She has been making bone and teeth jewelry since the 1980s. After becoming unemployed during the 2008 recession, she decided to open Bone Lust Etsy store. Since then she has sold thousands of pieces of jewelry to customers all around the world. Would you buy and wear something like this, or is it just too creepy? Let us know in the comments!
Featured below are some of the best examples from Andy Riley’s hilariously dark and twisted book series about bunnies that are tirelessly trying to kill themselves: The Book of Bunny Suicides, The Return of The Bunny Suicides, and Dawn of The Bunny Suicides. In case you’re easily offended, you probably shouldn’t scroll down.
Everyone seems to think that unicorns are awesome, magical creatures that bring only joy and happiness. Actually it’s not true at all. Unicorns are jerks! This coloring book proves it once and for all.
We could grow them ourselves for free, but this looks more fun. Did you run right out and purchase that amazing hairy chest swimsuit we told you about some time ago? Have you been sporting it at the pool all summer, much to everyone’s horror and disgust? Well, we have excellent news for those of you looking to build a hairy wardrobe. You can now get every woman’s most treasured clothing item in a sexy, hirsute style!
Warning: these failed panorama dog photo monsters will fuel your nightmares for weeks. Also check out Part 2 and Part 1 (at your own risk)!
All hail and worship the great deity that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Drain your wet noodle sustenance provided by his holiness with this arcane artefact, made in the one true god’s image, the Spaghetti Monster Drainer! This comedic colander is a fun design inspired by the satirical social movement of Pastafarianism that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching of intelligent design and creationism.
You’ve seen the memes, now see the whole collection! My Little Occult Book Club by Steven Rhodes features the funniest of his paranormal fakes – including “Caring For Your Hell Hound” and “Necromancy For Beginners” – characterized by deviously cheerful illustrations with a 1970s vibe.
Thanks to 3D printers going mainstream, more and more awesome things are popping up around the internet. We already featured T-Rex arms for chickens, now it’s time to meet Rémy Vicarini who likes to make tiny helmets for his cat.
Etsy user Retrogimmick makes absurd action figures and packaging inspired by TV shows, movies, and memes. Scroll down to see some of his finest work.
This kind of high-quality relevant content is exactly the reason why Al Gore invented the internet back in the 1980s. Enjoy!
Steering clear of conventional scents like jasmine or lavender, we invite you to lather up with refreshing scents like introverts, hipsters, midlife crisis, awkward moments, online dating, and many more. Might be the perfect gift for a person you low-key hate or for someone with a good sense of humor. All the candles listed here are available on Amazon or the manufacturer’s website.
Warning: these failed panorama dog photo monsters will fuel your nightmares for weeks. Also check out Part 1 here at your own risk!
Thanks to 3D printers going mainstream, more and more weird things are popping up around the internet. We already featured T-Rex arms for chicken, but now this Etsy store has come up with another brilliant solution for a problem that doesn’t exist – Shrek butt toothpaste dispenser! They’re claiming that this thing will encourage kids to brush their teeth more often, however we suspect that they made this just for shits and giggles.
Russia is a strange place. Their playgrounds are creepy, their schools are horrifying, and their parties are wild. Turns out there’s also weird obsession to take unusual selfies in toilets that look both trashy and menacing. It’s really starting to worry us that this country has the largest nuclear arsenal in the world…
