Feeling as though our posts lately haven’t quite been odd enough to live up to our name, we present to you the denture-inspired items and jewelry by artist who calls himself Mr. Basic. For example, the dentures bracelet is a bracelet of teeth that you wear around your wrist as if you are collecting a tooth from each human you have murdered, and is sure to give grandma her second heart attack after you walked into her house.
Imagine that you are cleaning yourself with a bunch of snot. Hard to imagine? We have the perfect solution. Get this big fake nose and have your liquid soap (or snot) drip out of it onto your hands so you can lather it all over your body. That should make it easier. It seems to be currently sold out on Amazon, but there are plenty of sellers on AliExpress to choose from.
After doctor memes, job memes, and christian memes, let’s take a look at the ins and outs of police job. Hopefully none of our friends in the force will be offended.
Obviously there’s hardly anything good about global pandemic, however Mauro Gatti wanted to create something positive as an anti-venom to the anxiety inducing rhetoric that pervades in media. That’s why he published things about 2021 that are actually pretty good, so scroll down and we guarantee that you’ll feel much better about the world around you.
Did you know that tin foil hat is a great way to protect your cat from the evil government that’s are trying to implement mind control and take over your pet? Make your own before it’s too late! Or get one on Amazon if you don’t trust your own skills!
Made by Lucky Stradley and sold in her Etsy store, these weird artworks really makes you think about the strange nature of human beings, as it seems lots of them are actually buying these crimes against good taste. And the artist is happy to oblige. In her own words: “I have been making a living with my art since I turned 21 years old. Now that’s a long time. I discovered the wonderful world of making faces on functional pottery in May of 2009. I love mud. I love making faces. I love making faces in the mud. Gosh, I am the happiest when I have mud all over my hands and my apron and a cute little ugly face is looking back at me from the mud.”
If your favorite pastime is being offended, or your favorite means of spreading holiday cheer is offending others, get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons. Our favorite color choices: “Baby Shit Green”, “Communist Gulag Red”, and “Your Parents’ Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach”.
There’s something about starfish butt pictures that just makes you want to look at them. No matter how hard you try, you just can’t stop scrolling trough them and feel thankful that Al Gore invented the internet to make this all possible!
Finally! Corgi butt tissue dispenser – the product you have all been waiting for so long! We have all seen regular boring tissue dispensers, but this time it’s the corgi’s turn to hold the terrible burden of storing your tissues in its rectal area. This wonderful product is available on Amazon, Etsy, or AliExpress.
Drinking booze in the winter is a complicated task. You need to keep your hands warm, and you need to keep your beer cold, but when you hold your beer with your bare hand, your beer gets warm, and your hand gets cold. This is a conundrum that humans have faced for millennia. Well, not anymore, these ingenious beer mittens, are a pair of winter mitts that were designed with one sole purpose in mind, and that is to hold your beer in the winter without getting your hand cold.
This is Deb. She makes extremely tacky sweaters and sells these abominations on her Etsy store. And the best part is that she poses with her creations while looking like she’s being held hostage or forced to do it against her will. Scroll down to enjoy her over-the-top designs and tortured facial expressions!
A small, oval-shaped face with a well-defined and pointy V-line chin is one of the most coveted female beauty features in many Asian countries, and they can apparently get it by simply sucking on a pink gadget for 10 minutes a day. At least according to these sellers on AliExpress and Amazon.
When is the last time your fortune cookie ever said something accurate, foretelling or even grammatically correct? Never, that’s when. Easy to eat but tough to swallow, these Misfortune Cookies are much more accurate.
Hand drawn movie posters have a very rich history in Ghana. Why? Because of the poor economy, there were no fancy printers or presses, and even if there were, they wouldn’t bother with something as silly as posters for bootleg movies. And so came a tradition of artists who created posters to create interest in these movies, even if they had to hand-paint them on flour bags. Though the means of printing became much more accessible, the tradition survives because of its extremely unique entertainment value. Scroll down to see some of the best (worst?) examples!
Parenting is about love, balancing priorities, managing responsibilities… and being able to laugh about all of it, of course! These Twitter moms and dads are completely honest about raising their kids. What’s more, they often confess their trials and tribulations in the funniest ways.
