Human Teeth Jewelry by Jana Miller

Jana Miller has been collecting and processing bones and other things of nature for 35 years. She has been making bone and teeth jewelry since the 1980s. After becoming unemployed during the 2008 recession, she decided to open Bone Lust Etsy store. Since then she has sold thousands of pieces of jewelry to customers all around the world. Would you buy and wear something like this, or is it just too creepy? Let us know in the comments!

Human teeth jewelry.

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Hairy Yoga Pants: The Brave New Look

We could grow them ourselves for free, but this looks more fun. Did you run right out and purchase that amazing hairy chest swimsuit we told you about some time ago? Have you been sporting it at the pool all summer, much to everyone’s horror and disgust? Well, we have excellent news for those of you looking to build a hairy wardrobe. You can now get every woman’s most treasured clothing item in a sexy, hirsute style!

Hairy yoga pants.

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Top 10 Funniest Kitchen Gadgets by OTOTO

All hail and worship the great deity that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Drain your wet noodle sustenance provided by his holiness with this arcane artefact, made in the one true god’s image, the Spaghetti Monster Drainer! This comedic colander is a fun design inspired by the satirical social movement of Pastafarianism that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching of intelligent design and creationism.

Pasta drainer for Pastafarians.

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Pooping Shrek Toothpaste Dispenser

Thanks to 3D printers going mainstream, more and more weird things are popping up around the internet. We already featured T-Rex arms for chicken, but now this Etsy store has come up with another brilliant solution for a problem that doesn’t exist – Shrek butt toothpaste dispenser! They’re claiming that this thing will encourage kids to brush their teeth more often, however we suspect that they made this just for shits and giggles.

Pooping Shrek toothpaste dispenser.

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