Warning: these failed panorama dog photo monsters will fuel your nightmares for weeks. Also check out Part 1 here at your own risk!
Pooping Shrek Toothpaste Dispenser
Thanks to 3D printers going mainstream, more and more weird things are popping up around the internet. We already featured T-Rex arms for chicken, but now this Etsy store has come up with another brilliant solution for a problem that doesn’t exist – Shrek butt toothpaste dispenser! They’re claiming that this thing will encourage kids to brush their teeth more often, however we suspect that they made this just for shits and giggles.
Russians Posing In Toilets
Russia is a strange place. Their playgrounds are creepy, their schools are horrifying, and their parties are wild. Turns out there’s also weird obsession to take unusual selfies in toilets that look both trashy and menacing. It’s really starting to worry us that this country has the largest nuclear arsenal in the world…
Awkward Etsy Trend: Crocheted Tank Slippers
Imagine waking up, getting out of bed, looking down and seeing two tanks pointing their guns right at your face. Isn’t it an awesome idea? It is. That’s why these crafty people from Etsy have spent countless hours making the masterpieces featured below.
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50 Things That Are Legal, But Will Make You Look Like a Total Psycho
1. Wearing the skin of a roast chicken like a mask.
2. Using both hands to put on Chapstick.
3. Walking backwards in public.
4. Asking an old person to give up their seat on a bus.
5. Stop responding midway thru conversation, but maintain eye contact.
6. Flying a kite at night.
7. Pulling your pants/underwear all the way down to pee at a men’s urinal.
8. Wearing a wedding gown to someone else’s wedding.
9. Eating in public without using your hands at all.
10. Going to Starbucks and ordering a milk with ice.
Forrest Gump Rear Wiper Decal
If you are an avid Forrest Gump enthusiast, this is the perfect gift for yourself. Extremely friendly Forrest Gump Waving Arm Wiper is guaranteed to get reactions wherever you go – mainly laughter about the weird choices you make while shopping online for car accessories.
Brilliant Amazon-Style Reviews of Animals
We all know it’s a good idea to check the product reviews before buying something, whether it is a dehydrated water in a can or the latest iPhone. Most people are used to seeing a 1-5 star rating next to inanimate objects, however, these Twitter users decided to put a twist on the usual format.
Mullets of Walmart
There’s a special kind of people you only see at Walmart. These weird folks are known as “People of Walmart” or “Walmartians” and it seems that they just love the mullet haircut… as if 1980s never ended.
This Twitter Account Collects Pictures of Very Well Hidden Cats
@Thereisnocat_ Twitter account assures you that there are no cats in these images. None. Zero. Scroll down and see for yourself!
This Is Floofen. Isn’t Cat Anatomy Amazing?
This piece of cat anatomy is called “floofen”. It only occurs during high levels of sass. It’s almost like cat is saying “Yes, you may kiss it, human.”
Sculptor Shows What’s Inside Popular Toys
Have you ever wondered what’s inside children’s favorite toys? Sculptor Jason Freeny finally reveals the truth in his XXRAY series. In case this is something you want to place on your bookshelf, some of these toys are available for sale on his own website, some can be found on Amazon.
Pizza Pouch Necklace For a Slice On The Go
Are you one of those people who loves pizza so much that you wish you could have it with you all the time? Well, the people over at the perfectly named company Stupidiotic have answered your pizza-loving prayers with the Portable Pizza Pouch!
Artist Creates Wearable Workarounds For “Hostile Architecture”
If you liked bean bag onesie, you’ll love this. Artist Sarah Ross has created clothing she calls Archisuits that are a hilarious and pointed look at soft bodies in hard spaces – all the ways the built environment is a mismatch for human needs. Just think about it – we have hostile architecture all around us! For example benches that are designed to discourage sleeping, pausing, leisure:
Forget Garden Gnomes, Get a Huge Baby Tick Hybrid Instead!
Are you looking for the perfect way to keep everyone off your lawn? Scare the living daylights out of unsuspecting guests by discreetly placing a baby tick hybrid in your yard! This nightmare-inducing creature measures 55″ x 34″ (140cm x 86cm) and is expertly crafted from silicone, giving it an incredibly lifelike and unsettling appearance. It’s made by Laira Maganuco and is available for sale on Etsy. How much does it cost? Around $3500. So you’d have to be both rich and crazy to actually buy it.
