Do owls like getting wet? If it’s on their terms, absolutely! But these majestic specimens however had no desire to soak under the rain. Scroll down to enjoy their anger, misery, and sadness!
Gas Station Makes Whole Town Laugh With Their Funny Signs
If you were looking for a sign, look no further: Wallingford Sign is the one. Each week it provides you a new joke or a witty observation. This funny initiative was started by Seattle Propane at Wallingford Chevron back in 2005 when an auto repair shop was converted into a convenience store. The owners say, that it had always been easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like, but they wanted to do something different with it. And so they did. Scroll down to see the funniest examples.
Twinkle Tush Covers Your Cat’s Butt With a Jewel
The Twinkle Tush is essentially a little necklace that you can wrap around the base of your cats tail that has a little jewel that hangs off it to cover your cat’s butthole. What’s worse than having some people over only to have your cat walk out in the room flaunting it’s uncovered butthole all over the house? As your guests see your cats anus, your grandmother gasps in horror and your mother faints to the floor. If only there were a better way! Simply put the butthole necklace over your cat’s tail and the shame your cat walks around with will be hidden from view. The only problem: when cat goes to take a dump, you’re going to end up with an ass bling full of poop.
The Testicuzzi Is a Battery Powered Mini Jacuzzi For Your Balls
There are times when your body needs a jacuzzi after long day of hard laborious work, and then there are times when your balls need a good jacuzzi session after getting hit by a baseball, an accidental kick from a kid, or long bike ride. Testicuzzi is the perfect product for such situations. It’s a tiny (no offense) jacuzzi meant specifically for your a set of balls to placed in for a nice relaxing spa session.
Jar of Pickled Boobies And Butts: The Perfect Gift For That Special Someone
What do you get someone that has it all? Boobies and butts, butts and boobies, of course! Now pickled for your gustatory pleasure! No, not really for your gustatory pleasure, for your viewing pleasure only. These jars of pickled butts and pickled boobies (and pickled people heads if you’re super weird) are not edible. And not made of real butts and boobies either. This Etsy seller weaves, puckers, cracks, and nipples them out of some kind of textile, and then smooshes them together in jars to create the perfect novelty gift for your favorite ass man or breast man. Or super weird decapitated head man…
Middle Finger Candles To Insult Your Guests With Class
These beautiful middle finger candles were created to help you display exactly how you feel with both grace and assertiveness. Whether you desire to burn them or just display them as a conversation piece on the mantle is up to you. Available in different colors and scents from various sellers on Amazon and Etsy, middle finger candles seem to be the latest interior decoration sensation.
Absent Father Action Figure: Perfect For Recreating Childhood
The Absent Father action figure toy is the perfect gift for those whose daddies ran away. OK perhaps not the perfect gift but hilarious never the less. In case you missed the joke here’s what you get in the packaging: nothing. No father action figure. He’s not there. He’s gone and left. Never to be seen again.
So You Can Now Buy a Crochet Penis Blanket…
Cozy up next to the fire pit with a warm, cuddly… cock and balls? This handmade Crochet Penis Blanket will make you snug as a bug – perfect for cool summer evenings and Netflix & chill nights on the couch. Which you’ll probably be doing alone, because the blanket is made mummy-style, with a shaft big enough for just one, and we’re not sure if anyone, dude or lady, no matter how well you know them, is going to be down for hangin’ with you all cocooned up inside a giant boner.
Artist Travels To Scenic Locations Only To Paint The Pattern of His Own Shirt
Artist Hank Schmidt in der Beek and photographer Fabian Schubert offer a hilarious take on classic outdoor painting, a humorous series of photographs that show artist going to various scenic locations just to paint his own shirt. They started this project in 2009 and it’s still ongoing. If you like their artistic approach and want to support their work, you can buy a book on Amazon that features their best creations.
Brilliant Rude Cross Stitches by Katerina Lukashina
When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma’s house. There’s nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these hilariously brilliant examples created by Russian-American artist Katerina Lukashina.
Bread Necklace: A Symbol Of Wealth Among The Pigeon Community
Bling and swag is not exclusive to humans only, it’s common among pigeons too. Featured below are pictures of bread necklaces: a display of extreme wealth among pigeon community.
Did You Know That Some Frogs Have Human-Like Butts?
The internet is a great educational tool. Especially when it comes to learning about butts and visiting this site. We have previously already featured a deep-dive research into starfish butts and even took a glimpse at bumblebee butts. It’s only natural that the next in line are frog butts that look like human butts. This phenomena, however, is rarer, therefore there are not so many photographic evidence yet. Please send us an email if your pet frog also have a human-like butt, we’d love to include it in this gallery!
Serama Chickens: The Most Pompous Chicken Breed
Serama chickens are the smallest in the world, but you really couldn’t tell by their attitude. Seeing them pose with their head pulled back and chest sticking out, you’d think they were some sort of feathered bodybuilders.
Abusive Birthday Balloons
The manufacturer calls these Abusive Birthday Balloons a “conversation starter.” Sure, they’ll start a conversation. A conversation about what a jerk whoever threw this birthday party is. There are no rainbows, butterflies, sunshine, or unicorns here. Just mean insults written on black balloons: perfect for someone who you hate.
Artist Uncovers The Disturbing Behind-The-Scenes of Popular Characters
Artist Alex Solis decided to take these well-known characters and add a weird and even disturbing twist to them. He calls this series “Unpopular Culture” and it will probably damage, maybe even ruin your childhood. However, if you like dark humor, puns, and unexpected twists, these comics are for you.
