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Birds With Human Arms
Internet is an endless source of funny photoshopping projects that doesn’t make any sense but are fun to look at. This time we’re taking a look at the best entries from r/BirdsWithArms subreddit where people with too much free time are adding human arms to bird bodies. Scroll down for the funniest examples!
Who Would Have Thought That “Incense” Is Such a Hard Word?
Education is important, but lovely smelling incest sticks are importanter. At least according to these Twitter users…
The Reactions You Get When Offering Cats Salad…
Obviously, we weren’t so cruel to actually offer cats salad – that would be animal abuse. Instead, we used the magic of Photoshop. Scroll down and enjoy this gallery of cute cats who are silently plotting your murder!
So You Can Now Buy a Nipple Knit Top…
It’s not easy to be a fashionable woman in this day and age when everything changes so fast. Just a regular boring knit top is no longer enough. Now you must cover it with nipples keep up with the times! This weird sweater is made and sold by Fashion Brand Company, a tongue-in-cheek company run by Penelope Gazin and costs $95. Visit her store here and get yours today, because it’s important to support small companies that make stupid stuff!
Bangs: The Latest Guinea Pig Haircut Trend
If you are a guinea pig owner and want to keep up with the times, you must know that regular boring guinea pigs are no longer relevant – bangs is the latest haircut trend!
3D Printed Human Arms For Chicken
We’ve already featured chicken tutus, but it looks like it’s not the only absurd item chicken owners are getting for their pets. Lately they have been making chicken arms! You can actually get two different types of human arms for your pet chicken: muscular bodybuilder arms or baby arms. Both are sold on Amazon. If you don’t want to spend money, you can easily make them yourself: it’s basically just a couple of doll arms strapped together with a metal wire.
Cat Butt Tissue Dispenser Is a Thing You Obviously Need
Finally! Cat Butt Tissue Dispenser – the product you have all been waiting for so long! We have all seen regular boring tissue dispensers, but this time it’s the cat’s turn to hold the terrible burden of storing your tissues in its rectal area.
You Can Get a Tiny Brush That’s Specially Made To Clean Out Your Belly Button
Is there any better feeling in the world than pulling out a monster lint ball from the deep chasm of a belly button? No, probably not. Well, now you can retrieve said lint balls with these new amazing mini lint brushes that are made specifically for belly buttons. It’s called the Belly Button Lint Brush, it’s made by Etsy seller MaggiesCraftSale, and they come in a variety of different colors to clean out the belly button in whatever your preference may be.
The Crazy Hair of Mexican Cholombiano Subculture
Featured below are photos of Mexican urban teens by photographer Stefan Ruiz. These weird hairstyles and distinct outfits are a part of Cholombiano subculture which they represent. This subculture centers around cumbia music which became extremely popular in 1960s and found a strong foothold in Mexico, specifically with Monterrey. Then, around the late 90s, the genre bred a teen fanbase so passionate about cumbia that they began referring to themselves as Cholombianos, which simply means Colombians in Spanish. However, it essentially disappeared from Monterrey in the late 2000s and early 2010s.
“Ugly Design” Instagram Account Shows Horrible Crimes Against Design
While looking at pictures on @UglyDesign Instagram account only one question comes to mind: “What the hell were they thinking?!” Scroll down for the best (worst) examples!
The Most Metal Animals Ever
If you think you’re the ultimate metalhead, you haven’t met these hardcore animals. Though some animals are just born with naturally rocking colours and features, others have unique traits that make them even metal-er (which is now officially a word). Scroll down to see a list of awesome creatures that lean toward the dark side!
Artist Adds Monsters Next To Strangers On The Subway
Ben Rubin is the artist behind Subway Doodle – an ongoing art project dedicated to add funny monsters next to unwitting commuters. Featured below are some of the best examples.
20 Times Kids Cracked Up Their Parents With Hilarious One-Liners
Kids are known to say things honestly and without filters. Maybe because you don’t expect them to say certain things, when they say it, the only reaction left is laughter. One of those parents is Jessica Valenti, who shared how her 3-year-old daughter got sick after eating carrots but her reaction was that she would need even more carrots, which you could understand metaphorically and take inspiration to not give up when things get difficult. In response to Jessica’s tweet, many people started sharing some genius things their children have said, so here is a list of the best ones.
You Can Now Order Your Very Own Personalized Shrunken Head Replica
Stark Raving Mad Studio will create alarmingly realistic shrunken head to your specifications. Feathers, ropes, spikes? It’s up to you. Complete with eyelashes, eyebrows, and nose hairs (for the extra gruesome) you can also add facial hair (beard, moustache, goatee). Every head is unique and shockingly realistic.
