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Out Of Character Star Wars Paintings by Kyle Hagey

May 28, 2021May 27, 2021 by A B

See your favorite intergalactic personalities like never before by gazing at these out of character Star Wars art prints! They depicts iconic characters like Darth Vader, Boba Fett, and C-3PO lounging in flower filled meadows. These hilariously weird artworks are created and sold on Etsy by Kyle Hagey who describes his creative process as follows: “Once I have some stuff thought up, I merge it into a scene, hate it, delete half and tell myself I’ll just live in the woods instead.” Featured below are some of Kyle’s best works:

There Are Now Merit Badges For Minor Life Achievements

May 27, 2021 by A B

Living the daily mundane life is hard. Someone clearly agrees with us, because there’s a company Winks For Days that makes merit badges for adults. They’re essentially completion badges for pretty normal everyday tasks, but they help you feel a little bit more accomplished.

This Company Sells Jeans That Look Like You Pissed Yourself

May 26, 2021 by A B

Is this for real? Yes, very much so. Wet Pants Denim is a real company that will sell you a pair of jeans that look like you just pissed yourself. New jeans will cost you $75, however you can send them jeans that you already own and they will piss-stain them for $30. From their website: “In an effort to reach a wider customer base and do our part to reduce textile pollution, we’re happy to provide the imagery of authentic urinary incontinence, on a pair of jeans that you already own, at a fraction of the cost.”

“What’s Wrong With Your Dog?” Community Is Posting Pictures of Hilariously Malfunctioning Dogs

May 24, 2021 by A B

Have a scroll through this fabulous list of the “What’s Wrong With Your Dog” online community. We promise, you’ll have a whole new appreciation for the range of emotions and depth of character that derpy dogs have.

Nerdy “50 Shades of Grey” Is a Hilarious Parody Twitter Account

May 23, 2021 by A B

50 Nerds of Grey is a brilliant Twitter parody account that’s totally safe for work so you can read it at your desk. The only thing you have to worry about is having to explain to your boss why you’re laughing so much.

Did You Know? Cat Butt With Googly Eyes Looks Like an Elephant!

May 23, 2021 by A B

It looks like some people have lots of free time to come up with weird stuff. They have actually started ordering googly eyes and sticking them on every single cat butt they can find to make them look like elephants. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!

Weirdly Wonderful Food Beauty Pageant Queens From The 20th Century

May 22, 2021 by A B

Donut, sausage, or potato: the vintage beauty pageant queens covered (and were covered in) all kinds of food. Why don’t we get these kind of beauty pageants today?

Gas Station Makes Whole Town Laugh With Their Funny Signs

May 22, 2021 by A B

If you were looking for a sign, look no further: Wallingford Sign is the one. Each week it provides you a new joke or a witty observation. This funny initiative was started by Seattle Propane at Wallingford Chevron back in 2005 when an auto repair shop was converted into a convenience store. The owners say, that it had always been easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like, but they wanted to do something different with it. And so they did. Scroll down to see the funniest examples.

Twinkle Tush Covers Your Cat’s Butt With a Jewel

May 23, 2021May 21, 2021 by A B

The Twinkle Tush is essentially a little necklace that you can wrap around the base of your cats tail that has a little jewel that hangs off it to cover your cat’s butthole. What’s worse than having some people over only to have your cat walk out in the room flaunting it’s uncovered butthole all over the house? As your guests see your cats anus, your grandmother gasps in horror and your mother faints to the floor. If only there were a better way! Simply put the butthole necklace over your cat’s tail and the shame your cat walks around with will be hidden from view. The only problem: when cat goes to take a dump, you’re going to end up with an ass bling full of poop.

The Testicuzzi Is a Battery Powered Mini Jacuzzi For Your Balls

May 21, 2021 by A B

There are times when your body needs a jacuzzi after long day of hard laborious work, and then there are times when your balls need a good jacuzzi session after getting hit by a baseball, an accidental kick from a kid, or long bike ride. Testicuzzi is the perfect product for such situations. It’s a tiny (no offense) jacuzzi meant specifically for your a set of balls to placed in for a nice relaxing spa session.

Jar of Pickled Boobies And Butts: The Perfect Gift For That Special Someone

May 20, 2021 by A B

What do you get someone that has it all? Boobies and butts, butts and boobies, of course! Now pickled for your gustatory pleasure! No, not really for your gustatory pleasure, for your viewing pleasure only. These jars of pickled butts and pickled boobies (and pickled people heads if you’re super weird) are not edible. And not made of real butts and boobies either. This Etsy seller weaves, puckers, cracks, and nipples them out of some kind of textile, and then smooshes them together in jars to create the perfect novelty gift for your favorite ass man or breast man. Or super weird decapitated head man…

Middle Finger Candles To Insult Your Guests With Class

May 20, 2021 by A B

These beautiful middle finger candles were created to help you display exactly how you feel with both grace and assertiveness. Whether you desire to burn them or just display them as a conversation piece on the mantle is up to you. Available in different colors and scents from various sellers on Amazon and Etsy, middle finger candles seem to be the latest interior decoration sensation.

Absent Father Action Figure: Perfect For Recreating Childhood

May 17, 2021 by A B

The Absent Father action figure toy is the perfect gift for those whose daddies ran away. OK perhaps not the perfect gift but hilarious never the less. In case you missed the joke here’s what you get in the packaging: nothing. No father action figure. He’s not there. He’s gone and left. Never to be seen again.

So You Can Now Buy a Crochet Penis Blanket…

May 17, 2021 by A B

Cozy up next to the fire pit with a warm, cuddly… cock and balls? This handmade Crochet Penis Blanket will make you snug as a bug – perfect for cool summer evenings and Netflix & chill nights on the couch. Which you’ll probably be doing alone, because the blanket is made mummy-style, with a shaft big enough for just one, and we’re not sure if anyone, dude or lady, no matter how well you know them, is going to be down for hangin’ with you all cocooned up inside a giant boner.

Artist Travels To Scenic Locations Only To Paint The Pattern of His Own Shirt

May 17, 2021 by A B

Artist Hank Schmidt in der Beek and photographer Fabian Schubert offer a hilarious take on classic outdoor painting, a humorous series of photographs that show artist going to various scenic locations just to paint his own shirt. They started this project in 2009 and it’s still ongoing. If you like their artistic approach and want to support their work, you can buy a book on Amazon that features their best creations.