Are you one of those people who loves pizza so much that you wish you could have it with you all the time? Well, the people over at the perfectly named company Stupidiotic have answered your pizza-loving prayers with the Portable Pizza Pouch!
The Portable Pizza Pouch is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a durable pizza-shaped ziplock bag with a lanyard that allows you to safely store and wear a slice of pizza around your neck. For just under $10, this modern marvel can be all yours. Now you can keep pizza literally close to your heart… until death do you part.
If you feel like this is something you need, you can get it on Amazon.
No. Simply, nno.
Oh my god this amazing. I would have this with me 24/7.
Oh wait I just saw … wearing this will instantly make you more popular and attractive … it’s a freaking fashion statement. I cannot live to take another breath before I nab this one of a kind super-item.
One of those people or one of those women? Hm!
The company name nails it – Stupidiotic!