A former Soviet intelligence officer Alnur Mussayev in his Facebook post has alleged that Donald Trump was recruited by the KGB in 1987 and given the codename Krasnov. He claimed that “our directorate recruited Donald Trump, a 40-year-old American businessman, under the pseudonym Krasnov.” Scroll down to see the funniest memes and reactions sprouted on social media regarding these claims!
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It’s actually believable. Trump uhm Krasnov is obviously working on crippling the United States until they will be defenseless and ripe for the taking.
What is the punishment for treason in the US?
Maybe Krasnov has a plan – combine forces with mother Russia and push to make corruption and suffering an easier track to walk, less hurdles and more importantly, greater screens to hide behind. You know like pretty much all US corporation whereas if you have stiff competition from a competitor, just buy that competitor, it only gets easier and you soak up all them monies. SOOO much easier than doing a better job.
So… just because someone doesn’t want a war with Russia makes him a spy? Cold war is over… new forces are in play. New allies are in play. New pacts… relax.
Okay comrade Слава.
“So… just because someone doesn’t want a war with Russia makes him a spy?”
No, troll. He’s helping Russia win the war.
Ok
Old enemies never left. They just changed their flag to white, blue and red.
It is amusing to see all the little keyboard warriors parroting the myth that Orange Man is some kind of Russian spy. Do not worry Слава России. The USA is unfortunately (or fortunately) full of blithering idiots that have lost touch with reality. All they can do is stamp their little feet on the sidelines (just like the USA’s Euro vassals). They do not even realize their role in the decline of the West. All Mother Russia has to do is wait for the whole Western shitpile to come tumbling down under its own fetid weight as Musk, Soros, Thiel, Bezos and all the other oligarchs suck out anything of value that remains.
That doesn’t rule out Trump being recruted as a spy.
Just saw how Trump and Vance insulted their guest Zelenskij and patronized him. What a disgrace Trump and Vance are for America. It’s sickening to see that country and ally going don’t the drain.
I’m so proud of Donald T. and JD V.
I was right to recruit them.
Today the Trump administration gave Russia free access to U.S. cybersecurity.
Oh, USA, was habt ihr nur verbrochen? Der Schaden wird sich nicht mehr gut machen lassen.