This Brave Man Protests Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs

469 thoughts on “This Brave Man Protests Annoying Everyday Things With Funny Signs”

1. Get off your phone at the stop light, and when it turns green, go!

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2. Technically you either care or you don’t..if you don’t care then there is no level beyond that to the negative

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3. John Lennon lookalike speaks Lennonese! John’s not dead, he has risen and is STILL sarcastic.

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4. Truth is no one really cares at all, the whole world is watching because there is nothing more interesting on the local outlooks, and they stumbled onto the stream on the internet.

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5. LEARN HOW TO USE AN APOSTROPHE.

   LEARN HOW TO ORDER A VODKA/SODA.

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6. Daylight savings time is pointless and makes me grumpy.

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7. $15 for a bowl of lettuce…ROFL!

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8. Here’s one for him: “Just spend the damn change, quit saving it!”

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9. Put shopping carts back people.

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10. Thank God, someone else is making people see that “I could NOT care less” is what you want to say.

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11. Oh! I’ve got one for him – Don’t stop and look around a few steps into the grocery store as if you’ve never been in one.
    Wait! Another store one – Standing two inches from my back in a checkout line will not get you checked out any faster – it just pisses me off.

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12. I want to be friends with him.

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13. Don’t stop in the middle of the grocery isle and have a chat with someone….trolleys and kids totally blocking the isle….should be like the road rules and stick to your side and only overtake when safe to do so!!

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14. Moms over the age of 40; learn how to use legible grammar & spelling instead of one long run-on sentence without any commas, punctuation, or proper english. A 2nd grader’s writing takes less time to decipher than your posts/comments.

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15. He cares about us, think positively!!!!

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16. Bravo!👏👏👏👏👏👏. I think he’s Amazing! And He’s got BALLS! Right on! Signs signs everywhere do this don’t do that , it’s refreshing to see someone take a stand on the real

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17. When ordering a round, ask for the Guinness FIRST!

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18. Love Don’t stand when the plane lands. It cracks me up that people stand there all hunched over under the bulk head, like they’re going somewhere any time soon!!

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19. Left lane is not for10 under speed limit!

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20. Harvest your own damn salad.

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21. Seinfeld is better than Friends. Much much better. And friends are much much much better than
    “how I met your mother” , did Alyson Hannigan’s brain get enough oxygen when she was born?

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22. There is no x in espresso or especially

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23. Give that man a medal

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24. My new favorite guy!

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25. I love him 😍

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26. “Hamilton” is overrated!

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27. sign: “I don’t want to see what you’re chewing.”
    sign: “No One looks good chewing gum”.

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28. Stop saying basically, literally and upspeaking (raising the pitch of your voice at end of sentences).

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29. Someone needs to stand next to him with a sign that says “I hate people who hold up signs”

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30. I love him and this is HILARIOUS!!!!!!

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31. Figure the **** how to use a ziplane properly!

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32. Attention butthurts, Left Lane is NOT a Fast Lane!

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33. Looks like Matt McConaghay to me jest hot actually 😁

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34. Humour was once defined as:
    “a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason.
    Laughter is how we express the anxiety we feel at this knowledge.”

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35. “Six to one, half dozen to another” means that it’s the same thing, it’s just being said differently. This is the proper expression. When people say “six of one, half dozen of another” it makes no freaking sense!!!!! Arrrrgh!!!!!

    Also, I am ashamed to say that I’ve spent a ridiculous amount of time looking into XO… everybody agrees that the X comes first and that the expression is “hugs and kisses”, but some soulless demons say that the X’s stand for kisses and the O’s for hugs. These people will burn in hell! ;-)

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36. Don’t slow walk side by side with your buddies are family when faster walkers want to pass.

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37. Doing research on something you feel strongly for without objectively validating opinions and info to the contrary is confirming bias and does not make you an expert.

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38. I legit love every one of those signs.

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39. I know you saw the right lane ends a 1/2 mile back.

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40. I know you saw the right lane ends sign a 1/2 mile back.

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41. Stop reading status updates and replying with one hand, while standing at the urinal! Seriously!

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42. Stop saying “right?” instead of laughing

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43. Stop calling customers “boss”

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44. 1i hate lists
    2i hate signs
    3 I hate ironic messages!!!

45. When you give your Aldi cart away for free without taking the quarter that does not make you Mother Theresa. Most do that now. But if you expect a quarter, you are on the jerk spectrum.

46. Dear God, ladies, stop vocal fry. You sound like fools.

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47. Best ever

48. I stand right after the plane lands, but only because I’m 6’4″ and need relief from the seat designed for 5″10 legs. I have no expections of going anywhere.

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49. ‘Lose” and “lose” are not interchangeable.

50. I agree with most of his funny complaints- bar one! Some of us have bad backs and just cannot sit restricted in our airplane seat any longer ! 😜 I still wait my turn and let the people opposite me out first… just saying

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