Atomic bomb, sausage and mink queens… The vintage beauty pageants covered all kinds of things. Why don’t we get these kind of beauty pageants today?
19 thoughts on “Weird Beauty Pageant Queens of The Past Century”
We need to bring these back
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I want a steak like the one the Nebraska Beef Queen is holding.
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Why is the Catfish Queen posing in New York City? That seems an odd place to fish for catfish.
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Catfish Queen is obviously representing catfish at the United Nations. That’s where all heads of state hang out.
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That’ not a catfish either ……..
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I have an excellent Miss Lube Rack joke, but there are ladies present.
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The Posture Queen’s x-ray shows a slight scoliosis — just saying!
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OK, the 1935 Idaho Potato Queen is adorable.
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No, Miss Lube Rack is not Nancy Pelosi
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Posture Queen appears to have had a nice pocket of gas towards the end of her descending colon.
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Nowadays people would think these are statements about something or another worth ranting about on Twitter. There’s no cure for postmodernism.
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Radio Queen looks vaguely like something out of the Movie Metropolis.
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Posture Queen 1957 was the forerunner for Miss Radiation 1958… but eventually she never made it.
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Love the sheep in Pet Festival Queen 1965, she’s like “What the wolf!”
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I’d love to have a bath with the lovely Blueberry Queen! And yes, the Idaho Potato Queen is really adorable!
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I agree about postmodernism being incurable, but one can only hope it’sa disease that is fatal to its victims. I’mQueen of Mean,meaning I meant that.
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That is not a catfish. Not even a fresh fish. Just the same old bad taxidermy salmonid found hanging on the wall of any pub. Asides that, all good! Far better than any XXI-century influenzer.
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Thanks for the clarification. Teleost. I thought it was a dog that stood too close to Miss Radiation.
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These days, if a woman said she was either Sausage Queen or Lube Rack Queen, people would look askance…
We need to bring these back
I want a steak like the one the Nebraska Beef Queen is holding.
Why is the Catfish Queen posing in New York City? That seems an odd place to fish for catfish.
Catfish Queen is obviously representing catfish at the United Nations. That’s where all heads of state hang out.
That’ not a catfish either ……..
I have an excellent Miss Lube Rack joke, but there are ladies present.
The Posture Queen’s x-ray shows a slight scoliosis — just saying!
OK, the 1935 Idaho Potato Queen is adorable.
No, Miss Lube Rack is not Nancy Pelosi
Posture Queen appears to have had a nice pocket of gas towards the end of her descending colon.
Nowadays people would think these are statements about something or another worth ranting about on Twitter. There’s no cure for postmodernism.
Radio Queen looks vaguely like something out of the Movie Metropolis.
Posture Queen 1957 was the forerunner for Miss Radiation 1958… but eventually she never made it.
Love the sheep in Pet Festival Queen 1965, she’s like “What the wolf!”
I’d love to have a bath with the lovely Blueberry Queen! And yes, the Idaho Potato Queen is really adorable!
I agree about postmodernism being incurable, but one can only hope it’sa disease that is fatal to its victims. I’mQueen of Mean,meaning I meant that.
That is not a catfish. Not even a fresh fish. Just the same old bad taxidermy salmonid found hanging on the wall of any pub. Asides that, all good! Far better than any XXI-century influenzer.
Thanks for the clarification. Teleost. I thought it was a dog that stood too close to Miss Radiation.
These days, if a woman said she was either Sausage Queen or Lube Rack Queen, people would look askance…