Not everyone loves their name but at least you don’t have to walk around as “Ben Dover” or “Mike Litoris”. It’s hard to believe that these unfortunate names were purely accidental. Their parents must’ve had them and thought, “let’s ruin their life from the start”.
Yeah, some of these I know are fake. They gave ‘funny’ names to reporters, who just reported them as fact.
How did Miss Chew Shit Fun not make this list?
You forgot Cardinal Sin
Looks like a catalog of pretty good Photoshops.
We used a solicitor called Mr Fidler!
In South America they worship fascists Like Hitler and Mussolini as heroes,so…..
Paul Twocock looks a bit like Jonatton Yeah?
Haywood Jablome
My wife’s friend knew a gynecologist by the name of Harold Beaver. She asked him if he ever considered changing his name. His response? “Why would I?” LOL
Apparently Jesus Condom is real and got arrested for trying to abduct twelve year old girls.
You forgot Donald Trump….
Hugh G. Rection
Glass of Dutch wine?
There really was a silent movie comedian named Ben Dover! :-)
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An OBGYN in my home town was named Dr. P. Ennis….P for Peter, too
The CEO for Park & Tilford Distilleries was named Jim Keg
Wildlife officer on news report about a bear in a home swimming pool (this is Canada, eh) was named Paul Lebruin
Mike Hunt
Janet Uppissass
Olga Fokyercelf
And thousands of others from National Moon’s Yearbook.
*make that National Lampoon. Damn auto-correct!
Tokyo Sexwale is legit, he’s a south African hero!
Major Fatcock / Craven Morehead……
My dentist office: Friessem and Cheatem. 🤣
My daughters first teacher was called Miss Shufflebottom, she just got used to her name and we moved.
We have a man in our town named Jim Swallows. He is in the insurance field.
Massimiliano Fuksas (born January 9, 1944) is an Italian architect. He is the head of Studio Fuksas.
Bernt Johnson
LawyerList
Zappulla Trikam & Partners
The three officials in the Agricultural Advisory Service of my town have the surnames (in my language) Corn, Cloud and Worm.
They forgot Mike Hunt.
In Florida, there is a Dr. Fingerer. And a patient I just heard today, Teriyaki Berry.
How could they miss Fanny Scmeller the skier.
Noel Coward
I knew a girl named Crystal Chandra Lear.
There is an actual person from NL named Fokje Modderman, pronounced as F*ck Ye Mother Man.
In court reports of an habitual small-time offender with the name Gaylord Meatface.
No wonder, poor bugger.
Lots of Virgin Marys. Rose Bush. Saw them when I sorted mail