From “How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety” to “How To Avoid Huge Ships“, when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the weirdest and most ridiculous books you can actually buy online.
“How To Avoid Huge Ships” by John W. Trimmer
“How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety” by Zachary Auburn
“The Jewish-Japanese Sex and Cook Book and How to Raise Wolves” by Jack Douglas
“Still Stripping After 25 Years” by Eleanor Burns
“Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them” by Roger Welsch
“Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Mind Power” by Donald L. Wilson
“How To Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children” by Lewis B. Frumkes
“Why Cats Paint” by Heather Busch
“… P.S. Your Cat Is Dead” by James Kirkwood
“Learning To Play With a Lion’s Testicles” by Melissa Haynes
“Princess Bitchface Syndrome: Surviving Adolescent Girls” by Michael Carr-Gregg
“Don’t Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes” by Lewis Grizzard
“If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open?” by Lorraine Peterson
“I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats” by Francesco Marciuliano
“How to Traumatize Your Children” by Knock Knock
“Dancing With Cats” by Heather Busch
“A Practical Guide to Racism” by C. H. Dalton
“Men Who Knit & The Dogs Who Love Them” by Annie Modesitt
“What If a Lion Eats Me And I Fall Into a Hippopotamus’ Mud Hole?” by Emily Hanlon
“Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America” by Julian Montague
“Extreme Ironing” by Phil Shaw
I’m not ashamed to say I’ve ordered 6 of these books on Amazon for Christmas gifts in past 11 minutes and few others aren’t available.
Brilliant idea, Tom. I’m going to order some of these, too.
Was just thinking about Christmas gifts too!
I own the Lewis Grizzard book.
These are real??????
I have read “Old Tractors and the men who love them” after my Dad bought a property and started looking for a vintage tractor, I read “ What if a lion eats me” to my daughters when they were young and “Princess Bitch face” was required reading when they became teens! Most Australian parents of daughters probably have a copy stashed away.
I own “I Could Pee On This”. It was a gift from a friend
people commenting they read these books or own them : I dont really know if that is a good thing to tell other people…
The first one is a completely legitimate book–big ships have been known not to be careful about small craft.
The price on some these books is crazy.
The first one is a serious book about navigation, but the comments on Amazon are hilarious.
I checked 5 by random, and all of them were dead links
amazing
I’ve read the book by Lewis Grizzard. He was hilarious!
yall are weird
Princess Bitchface
Most of these have got to be in the Humor section…
Love it bwhahaha
Shocker something Jewish is on here…
I own a copy of the ‘Why Cats Paint’ book. It was a Christmas gift.
Honestly, I’m amazed that any of these books ever got published, and at the same time, I would love to browse through almost every single one of these books. They look much more interesting to me than most of the books that get on bestseller lists these days.
I Knew I needed to REad More!
I’m going too get crushed by a huge ship
Omg I own Dancing with Cats lol my mom gave it to me years ago as a Christmas gift!