Don’t believe those wholesome parenting photos on Instagram! Having a kid is a terrifying experience that may leave you with a destroyed house and a PTSD. Bookmark this post so you can send this link to your mom whenever she demands grandkids!
22 thoughts on “Why You Shouldn’t Have Kids: Reminder To Use Birth Control”
yes it’s nice
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Kids are horrible indeed
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Parents that don’t engage with their kids then the kids do wild things out of boredom.
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I engaged with my ADHD boys every waking second and despite valiant efforts these things happened. I’m still exhausted and they moved out three years ago.
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Everything in the house is sticky
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I don’t know what it is about kids smearing things with paint, condiments, diaper cream… other substances. They are absolutely obsessed with it. I love my three, but actual parenting is hard work — as that last photo attests. God bless ’em.
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I love kids. Sorry… I love *my* kids. Other peoples’ kids, not so much.
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Kids will ruin your life, and if given the chance the lives of everyone around them.
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only now do you understand exactly how your parents felt about YOU
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my child would be going straight to the orphanage.
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Parenting Tip: When they are quiet, better investigate right away.
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Do chimp parents have these problems?
For every picture of a horrible kid here there is a parent that found it more important to take a picture than to deal with the burning crisis.
It’s like boomer-parenting, only without technophobia.
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All else aside – the joy on these kids’ faces makes this post golden đź’›
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i rather have kids
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Nope
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If I ever have to look after kids, please make them baby goats.
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My mom doesn’t understand my hatred *ahem* extreme dislike against little kids. This post might make her feel grateful that she had me instead of one of these little shirts
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Do parents need to buy some type of special “childrens insurance” to cover this?
why are you putting hate on kids?…there innocent i know you see these pics and more but still not all kids are like this id rather have a kid and teach them not and what to do❤️
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Aww, look at the little shits tearing up your house. Dislike this, sure. Never being a parent. MAYBE adopt a teen? I mean, it’s better to adopt than to repopulate stupid people.
the REAL reason parents took these shots is for future leverage.
yes it’s nice
Kids are horrible indeed
Parents that don’t engage with their kids then the kids do wild things out of boredom.
I engaged with my ADHD boys every waking second and despite valiant efforts these things happened. I’m still exhausted and they moved out three years ago.
Everything in the house is sticky
I don’t know what it is about kids smearing things with paint, condiments, diaper cream… other substances. They are absolutely obsessed with it. I love my three, but actual parenting is hard work — as that last photo attests. God bless ’em.
I love kids. Sorry… I love *my* kids. Other peoples’ kids, not so much.
Kids will ruin your life, and if given the chance the lives of everyone around them.
only now do you understand exactly how your parents felt about YOU
my child would be going straight to the orphanage.
Parenting Tip: When they are quiet, better investigate right away.
Do chimp parents have these problems?
For every picture of a horrible kid here there is a parent that found it more important to take a picture than to deal with the burning crisis.
It’s like boomer-parenting, only without technophobia.
All else aside – the joy on these kids’ faces makes this post golden đź’›
i rather have kids
Nope
If I ever have to look after kids, please make them baby goats.
My mom doesn’t understand my hatred *ahem* extreme dislike against little kids. This post might make her feel grateful that she had me instead of one of these little shirts
Do parents need to buy some type of special “childrens insurance” to cover this?
why are you putting hate on kids?…there innocent i know you see these pics and more but still not all kids are like this id rather have a kid and teach them not and what to do❤️
Aww, look at the little shits tearing up your house. Dislike this, sure. Never being a parent. MAYBE adopt a teen? I mean, it’s better to adopt than to repopulate stupid people.
the REAL reason parents took these shots is for future leverage.